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trojan cant modify the router settings use router!

broken link or account closed? am sleepy am outta here

i caught my teacher having sex with a student in the faculties comfort room ewww. that girl is so hot to the extent that i wish i could shag her too lolz.... eww...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane had landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again, the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking towards them. Again, she nodded at each of them, said, "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes?" she asked. "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me, Sister Angela."

An emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new chief samurai warrior. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Pinoy samurai. "Demonstrate your skills," commanded the emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his sword and-swish!-the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two. The Chinese samurai smiled, then opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his sword. Swish! Swish! The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. The Pinoy samurai stepped forward, released the fly, and drew his sword. SWOOOOOOOSH! The speed of his sword created a gust of wind. The fly let out a high-pitched sound, but continued to fly around. "What kind of skill is that?" asked the emperor. "The fly isn't even dead." "Anak ng?," replied the Pinoy samurai. "Dead is easy. Now, circumcision...that takes skill!"

My fav movies are A walk to remember written by Nicholas Sparks the story focuses on Jamie Sullivan and Landon carter... Jamie Sullivan was the last person landon was likely to fall for... but ... and thats the story beginsKung POWi cant wait for another movie of Kung Pow its hillarious Great i cant stop laughing at this movie.. check this out a Cow doing the Matrix stuff ... its crazy motha ***** hahahahahaha.... Watch it ....Scary MOvieScary u will get scared to laugh the Scariest Comedy .... hahaha watch this tooi almost like all quality movies... Star wars, troy, king arthur,, etc.... i like comedy, drama, action, horror all kinds of movie except porn... i watch it occassionaly bwhahaha

backstreet boys, william hung, britney spears becoz shes a s*u*,blink182, ALL BOY BANDS they are gay!metallica rocks in master of puppet linkin park rocks on in the endblink 182 rocks on adam songlets face it guys. at first they created good songs and they rocks but later they are doing craps crap crap and nothin but crap they dont meet our expectations to them. later on we hated this band....

I recently read something which made sense. It said the main reasonthat Windows is susceptible to viruses, whereas Linux (UNIX) is not,is that in Windows a user has the ability to write practicallyanywhere on the hard drive. In Linux, however, user write privilegesare carefully and conservatively specified for every directory in thesystem.The only exception to this is the all-powerful "root" user in Linux. As the saying goes: if you have an executable and you don't know whatit does, don't run it as root.

try playing private servers.. mu private servers... faster level up and u can get those items that u cant get on muonline like all kinds of wings just buy them on shops. plus drops of heart of love which u can get some items +11+12 great right? there are lots of MU private server online. check this sites fragfrog.mine.nu muisrael.sytes.net webcargo.sytes.net etc.. u can find more private server in forum.ragezone.com

Ghost exist... even Jesus Christ mention it in the bible... by the time he rise from the dead... every one of his desciple thinks that he is a GHOST but he said " COME TOUCH ME IM NOT A GHOST THE GHOST GOT NO FLESH YOU CANT TOUCH THE GHOST" this is not exactly his right words but this is kinnda the sam.... look for it on the bible i forgot what verse it is.

i used mambo for my site its the easiest CMS to administer.... ( so far ) u just upload the components and modules and walla there u got it.... and did i say it won an award from linux community and mambo is much faster to load than the other cms around? so try it so that u can judge if im wrong or right.. check there site at http://www.aavictoria.org.au/ TY// ciao sayonara au revoir

i use phpbb its great. you can modify it to become a portal. i tried invision for a short time then i switch to phpbb. i found phpbb quite easy to use and edit.so more power to the coders of phpbb. and i think most of the COntent Management System are included phpbb in there packages ex. phpnuke

Another game Craze in ASIA ... After the RAGNAROK HIT the Computers MUONLINE is in the town ...........MU, a 3D online game produced by Webzen is a full on 3D MMORPG that is the first of its kind developed in Korea. MU is a highly involved fantasy Role Playing Game based on the legendary Continent of MU. You are given the choice of selecting between one of four classes, Dark Knight, Fairy, Dark Sorcerer and Magic Gladiator, and become a daring adventurer in the quest to save the land of MU. The beautiful surroundings made in full and glorious 3D was once unheard of and hardly imaginable but with the ingenious implementation of the Open GL Full 3D Engine technology developed by Webzen makes the impossible possible. What lies behind the legends and mysteries of MU? Let the journey begin! but the fun in here is in the MU private server your own MU server . you can change everytthing from the experience, to drops, to monsters. etc... guide on creating private server is in forum.ragezone.com

hmmmmmmmmmmm my school i can say is that my school is great the teachers are not exactly teaching.(sort of) because we are dealing with webcasting from the main branch of our school and it sucks all the students are always sleepy. the problem here is that there is no interaction between the students and teachyers

/*Payroll*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>#include<ctype.h> main() { struct ret { char name[30]; char add[30]; char stat; float hw; //hours worked float hl; //hours late float loans; float debts; float ded; //dedduction float td; //total deductions float gp; //gross pay float np; //net pay float ret; //retirement pay float sss; float pagibig; float med; //medicare float rph; //rate per hour float oph; //overtime per hour float lph; //late per hour float ot; //overtime in hours float late; //amount of lates float itw; float msal; //basic pay int age; int serv; }; struct ret emp; { clrscr(); gotoxy(5,3); printf("Name: "); scanf("%s",&emp.name); gotoxy(50,3); printf("Age: "); scanf("%d",&emp.age); gotoxy(5,4); printf("Address: "); scanf("%s",&emp.add); gotoxy(5,9); printf("No. of hours worked: "); scanf("%f",&emp.hw); gotoxy(5,10); printf("No. of hours late: "); scanf("%f",&emp.hl); gotoxy(5,11); printf("No. of overtime hours: "); scanf("%f",&emp.ot); gotoxy(5,12); printf("Ammount Loans: "); scanf("%f",&emp.loans); gotoxy(5,13); printf("Ammount of debts: "); scanf("%f",&emp.debts); gotoxy(5,14); printf("No. of years in service: "); scanf("%d",&emp.serv); for(; { gotoxy(5,15); printf(" "); gotoxy(5,15); printf("Status (P)mermanent (T)emporary: "); emp.stat = getche(); emp.stat = tolower(emp.stat); if(emp.stat == 'p' || emp.stat == 't') { break; } else{} } emp.sss = 200.00; emp.pagibig = 100.00; emp.med = 100.00; if(emp.stat == 'p') { emp.rph = 50.00; emp.oph = 200.00; emp.lph = 30.00; emp.msal = (emp.rph * emp.hw) + (emp.oph * emp.ot); emp.late = emp.lph * emp.hl; emp.itw = .10 * emp.msal; emp.ded = emp.sss + emp.pagibig + emp.med + emp.itw + emp.late; emp.td = emp.ded + emp.loans + emp.debts; emp.np = emp.msal - emp.td; emp.ret = ((emp.np * 12) * emp.serv) - emp.ded; gotoxy(50,9); puts("Deductions:"); gotoxy(50,10); printf("ITW: %.2f", emp.itw); gotoxy(50,11); printf("Loans: %.2f", emp.loans); gotoxy(50,12); printf("Debts: %.2f", emp.debts); gotoxy(50,13); printf("SSS: %.2f", emp.sss); gotoxy(50,14); printf("Pag-ibig: %.2f", emp.pagibig); gotoxy(50,15); printf("Medicare: %f", emp.med); gotoxy(27,17); printf("Monthly salary: %.3f", emp.np); if(emp.ret <= 00.00) { emp.ret = 00.00; gotoxy(10,21); puts("Sorry, you cannot avail your retirement benefit at this moment"); } gotoxy(27,18); printf("Retirement Benefit: %.3f", emp.ret); } else { emp.rph = 45.00; emp.oph = 150.00; emp.lph = 30.00; emp.msal = (emp.rph * emp.hw) + (emp.oph * emp.ot); emp.late = emp.lph * emp.hl; emp.itw = .10 * emp.msal; emp.ded = emp.sss + emp.pagibig + emp.med + emp.itw + emp.late; emp.td = emp.ded + emp.loans + emp.debts; emp.np = emp.msal - emp.td; emp.ret = 00.00; gotoxy(50,9); puts("Deductions:"); gotoxy(50,10); printf("ITW: %.2f", emp.itw); gotoxy(50,11); printf("Loans: %.2f", emp.loans); gotoxy(50,12); printf("Debts: %.2f", emp.debts); gotoxy(50,13); printf("SSS: %.2f", emp.sss); gotoxy(50,14); printf("Pag-ibig: %.2f", emp.pagibig); gotoxy(50,15); printf("Medicare: %f", emp.med); gotoxy(27,17); printf("Monthly salary: %.3f", emp.np); gotoxy(27,18); printf("Retirement Benefit: %.3f", emp.ret); gotoxy(18,21); puts("Sorry, you cannot avail your retirement benefit"); } } getch(); return 0; }