gopconspiracy

Hi, I am new to audio recording. I play guitar and sing, and I am trying to record my voice and guitar simultaneously onto the same track on my computer, nothing fancy. What kind of software and hardware can I use to do that inexpensively? If I can do it without any really expensive hardware that would be awesome.

Yeah, that is funnier than watching midgets run track! "Daddy, can we get that penis magazine?" Priceless!

The only reason is that I have cared about all kinds of stuff that actually means nothing to my daily life or our society. I am just interested in everything. Yeah, I hate it when people say LOL in real life, out loud. I had a friend who always yelled, "LMAO!" whenever she laughed and that pissed me off royally. It was created for the Internet. When something is funny, just laugh like everyone else in the world!

Well, see, scientifically, there is actually a basis for it. You see, infrared properties have been used by the military for years, to see through shrubbery and other objects, and also for night-vision. It is possible, though not perfected. When it becomes perfected, I will be the first to use it. Of course I will be wearing the ones they make that look like ordinary sunglasses just so the women will never suspect me! Just kidding. But seriously, it is possible. Will the Government allow it? Probably not. But to create these, all it takes is a perverted scientist, and presto!

When I typed my name into Google, I found a journalist from the Baltimore Sun, the newspaper in the area with my name (though I read the Washington Times, a more conservative paper), an executive at Gargoyle Software, Inc., Michael Moore's official website (though my name is not Michael Moore... funny), a real estate agent in Lansing, Michigan, and ironically, MY OWN BLOG was result number 24. No wonder I have been getting so much traffic to my blog. It really does show up in search results more than I realized.

I just got out of high school. I am a salesman at an auto parts store in Maryland until I figure out what I plan to do. For the most part I am at a crossroads in my life right now. However, the auto parts store is fairly good money for a young man my age with the quality of life I have attained, so I am content for the moment.

Okay, miss crybaby cause her dog died, please spare us the sobbing over a VIRTUAL PRANK... OK? Geez. Have a little fun with it. You're probably the one who cries watching "Bambi" because the deer laying on the side of the road might just be Bambi's dad. My grandfather died and I miss him very much, but random bad fortunes don't make me cry over him. It is a virtual fortune cookie, made for fun. Even a Nickelodeon show, Rocko's Modern Life, had a bad fortune on there. Rocko's cookie said, "Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity." Lady, I'm going to say this as nicely as possible: GROW UP, GET A LIFE, AND STOP CLICKING ON RANDOM **** THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR FRAGILE DELICATE PSYCHE!

Well, microscopic^earthling wanted me to add this after he asked me what the meaning behind "gop conspiracy" was exactly. (Then he said the conspiracy was the butchering of my word with asterisks by the censorship on the Shoutbox.) The real answer is this: The GOP is the "Grand Ole Party", another name for the Republican party. The "conspiracy" is the Right Wing (or GOP) Conspiracy that President Clinton swore was against him, behind him trying to mess with him and cause him to look bad. Basically, the GOP Conspiracy is another name for the infamous Right Wing Conspiracy, a nice shot at the President Clinton supporters, and soon to be the name of my political blog I am trying to start and make popular.

I've always used Notepad and then Frontpage to check my code and spruce it up a bit. Someone tell me what Dreamweaver is, how it works, and the pros and cons, please.

Of course. They can kill babies and let me kill myself by smoking, but give me a pair of ex-ray glasses and watch there be snipers on the roof of the house across the street because I am a danger to society. No fun!

Yeah, as have I. "LOL" may have been an evolution, but where did "POS" come from? And how does stuff become so popular so quickly? My friend and I created "ML", meaning "mindlessly laughing", hoping we'd see it replace "LOL" and feel responsible, but I have never seen it circulate to someone we both never talked to before. It's only our friends who liked it and adopted it. Does someone know how to pull off spreading a colloquialism like that?

I agree. And then of course the added security features against most pop-ups, viruses, spyware, and innappropriate material doesn't suck either.

Yeah I use GMail for the E-mail account for the political blog and forum I am starting up soon. I never know how much space I will need, so I figure why not get as much as you can?

Maybe it's just me, but I didn't see an actual password in the password part of the first hacker page. I just saw the word "password". Nobody uses "password". That's too simple. I don't see the hype.

Here it is as brief as I can do it. Mozilla made the Firefox browser with the most advanced security options available to them, so it is much more secure than IE. IE comes with lots of bundled junk that slows down your computer when it runs, so Firefox also runs faster. And in case you care, the Mozilla fox looks a lot cooler than that stupid blue logo Microsoft has for IE.

Wow. That is very cool. I actually wondered once how technological coloquialisms like that evolved. My biggest one: Where did "lol" come from? It's the most widely overused piece of junk out there, and I would like to castrate the person who created that one. My friends and I use "ml" created by a friend of mine from the San Francisco area, which means "mindlessly laughing" only because it sounds better to us for now. I also wondered who created "lmao" and "rotfl". Of course we can't forget the infamous "pos" meaning, "parent over shoulder". What I want to know is: What was it these two teenagers were talking about their parents shouldn't know that is so bad that it merits a code like that? Many a conversation has been had online that I would have liked to have been a fly on the chatroom wall for.

You take the fun out of everything. I don't know where I stand. But it is kind of humorous though. Gave me a nice laugh.

I've always found small programs like Frontpage to be sufficent, especially if you are not that fortified in your knowledge of HTML, Java script, Meta script, etc. There are lots of advantages to using a program that will guide you. However, you can't do quite as much, and you can't use technicalities to do something in a slightly unorthodox manner like someone more advanced can or would. However, if you have overestimated yourself and use Notepad or Wordpad, and you left out one character in an HTML tag, you are SOL my friend, until you have figured out what you did wrong on your own, which is a ver time-consuming troubleshoot. Considering what I do isn't that complicated yet, I just use Frontpage to save me a lot of headache. However, I don't see the point in purchasing a more expensive program for it to do the same task. Someone explain this fad to me, especially if you have a valid reason that I have overlooked, and you may just convert me.

See, that is where I differ from people. I actually think that a true "blog" is only a person's online journal, because it roots itself from the term "weblog", meaning it is an online account of the person's life. Now, companies have "blogs", as do TV shows and radio stations, and large nonprofit organizations. It's not a blog when that happens. It's a "brag". I still like them, it's just not quite the same. Whether you have a blog or a brag, have fun, and be sure to invite me.