I don't know, I've never thought that type of humor was very funny. It annoys me how over critical that is. Like in the first one... the reason people point to their wrist to ask for the time is to make it easier for the person with a watch to understand what their asking. Everyone uses hand signals when talking its a perfectly natural thing to do.And about asking a question when you just did, well people are just trying to be polite and not be rude by just asking a random question.And the life is short one, I mean come on. What that is supposed to mean is that life is too short to be wasted away.