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We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note these are all numbered 1′ ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you wont dress like the Victorias Secret girls, dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fineReally.

1. Dont ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? Its like camping.

i like this one "1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear." lol. If you don't want to hear the answer which doesn't go along with yours than don't ask it. And if we answer you get all pissy and whatnot because its not what you want to hear.. hahaha.

oh i'm sorry if this has been posted somewhere.. i looked and couldn't find anything that had this information.

My response came in about two-three months and 4 months at the most. I don't know i just emailed them they like two to three times total through the whole waiting period. I got mines now.. Just haven't signed up. hope they don't have like an activation period where you have to sing up or its gone. hahaha..i odn't think so.. the account might be activated for me. anyways hope ya gets yalls soon.

Its pretty oppressive to humanity itself. Like those feelings of lust or whatever are natural and I"m sure you can surpress those in due time or already mastered the effect. I don't know its just hard to live under that kind of strict teachings. I guess in a way its helps you wiht your religion. To be able to be more bound to the religion. I don't think its wrong. I just think its a different lifestyle from what most people would live. I hope your parents pick you an okay girl.

I don't know this global wireless thing would be secure. Like it can be used for like mass virus mailings and stuff. If you know what i mean. Used for the EVIl purposes. LIke some how terrorist can communicate easier or whatever.The idea sounds great. I would want one of these myself. I imagine that the internet might be slower because all these people accessing one place which is in space. I don't know.. I don't know much about this topic. I'm just saying its cool. It would really be a good thing for college students who need to access the internet anywhere so they don't to go to the computer lab if they dont' have a computer.

i thought it was getting hyped up about things. Like the party was crunk. The party was tight hyped up or off the hook. And then a friends says to me "you is getting crunk" lol. because i was all hyper and stuff. and too much for her.I don't now the meanings of slang and stuff change through out the years. It might meen something totally different in the next generation...

thats' a lot of good hints. I think i've seen people do this.. lol. i'm very observant in people situations."You hung up on him and he called you back. "puhlease. I'm gonna let it go. She didn't want to talk inthe first place.. hahaha. jk. i'm so evil.

I haven't used this service yet and I"m about to login and begin using it. Its really neat i think that they have that now.. Right when I was in search of an online calender with the basic functionality of sending me emails when things happen. I used the aol.calendar.com one. But now that google has this i'm going to use it. Wow.... its like a dream come true. They're almost fulfilling my every computer needs.

If Vista does what its said to do than I'm surely not going to switch to those computers possibly the ones being built in the future. Cause I want free will of what i can do on my computer. I think this is where computer industry will go down because people won't buy Vista installed computers. I just don' tliek the idea of it not yet even wanting to implement them.

That really sucks. Maybe its sort of a nooby room. LOL. They just can't handle such professionalness from such a guy. No but i had other people say i cheated and stuff on games. Its like your on a lucky streak and or either your very experience with the game. They can say anything they want. It just online stuff. If i could i would slap all those people for getting you banned if i were you. lol. Cause its just unfair to be blamed for someting you didn't do.

I cannot understand some of the words Sean Paul says in his song Temperature and We'll be burning. Something about Ima be the papa you can be the mom. lol. Its not annoying as hearing those retarded rap songs about doing woman and what not. And have orgasmic sounds on them. A good sond doesn't have to have orgasmic sounds made by woman. lol. I like Cascada. It took a while for them to recognize it on the radio. Cause i've heard it for sometime already.

The product is expensive as mention in other replies. I own one myself and I know it scratches easily so your gonna have to either keep it touch free or in your pocket and the other alternative is get a case. Or put applesauce on it. No not food but something to clean the screen if it is scratched already.

http://ww1.ipodmods.com/

Umm... it has a sucky battery life. That's what i would say. For the most part it is a good file storage. But then your living a life where the ipod can just shut down and never work ever again. Your living in fear so don't put something important on it. lol. like your website back up. Itunes i don't like. why do we have to have a copy of the song on our computer???

Microsoft has a new search engine, Windows Live Search, in beta testing right now. There's a long article about it here.

Obviously Microsoft is trying to make something that can defeat Google, but I'm not too sure it will. I just tried the search engine and personally I hate it. Just look at the completely idiotic scrollbar. "Hey, let's take something every computer user in the world is familiar with and change the way it functions! They'll think it's great!".

I can't find their fancy schmancy Build Search option anywhere so I really don't care what it can do. They also mentioned three sliders in the article that I don't see--I only see one that can adjust how much information is displayed, which I don't find particularly useful at all. Maybe these features aren't available in the beta version? But without them it just turns into a pretty average search engine with an annoying scrollbar. I don't know its twitchy for me.

You can try out the new search engine at https://login.live.com/jsDisabled.srf?mkt=EN-US&lc=1033

I'm still using google

hope this in the right forum... sorry if its not..

woudln't it work to go through a proxy too?? i dont' know.. Saint Michael probably knows more about it.

I felt the movie missed some parts that I really wanted inside the movie. But i also understand that it was a 3 hour movie i think it was. Its just a shame they didn't include stuff i anticipated while reading the book earlier.I liked the book more obviously. lol. The movie was cool. I liked this one more. It just has more human emotional stuff.lIke the death of whomever ( i'm not telling ya). lol.

i suffer the same fate as you do. Twenty something days till prom or one more month. Dont' know anything about dancing. lol. i'm such a loser.i don't know even know if i want to go.hope you succeed.

your not smart. They're just friggin lazy to find answers themselves. lol. Well your proably are smart. I just don't know much about you. I guess you can start saying wrong answers when the teacher ask them. fake pretend for now that your not smart. lol. don't answer or raise your hand to asnwer questions. iono be in the back somehow... blend in. I don't know..whatever works. I know how you feel. Its like being Asian and people automatically think your smart and stuff. its really pestering and annoying.

i would recommend it. I got $15 so far. lol. that's like for 3 months. I haven't really built up my website. I'm a slow builder. and plus i'm lazy. but its worth a try. Don't abuse it is all i'm saying.

I think the swastika lookalike from the religion Falun Dafa has been there since who's know when. I use to see that symbol on like the buddha manuscripts and stuff. I was young back then I thought how come they had signs of Hitler's reign or whatever the swastika meant. I bet its been there before Hitler himself. I saw some advertisement about it at a Hong Kong supermarket in Texas and they talkeda bout why the religion is good and stuff. and blha blha.. i can't believe they do this stuff. that's bizarre.

I say we all just gotta install urinals in the bathroom. lol. The idea isn't bad. The only thing that i migh tnot like is you know when the trash little foot pedal is pressed and when you want to close it. YOu release the pedal. Well it makes a clapping sound with the touching of the metal or plastic whatever trash bucket you use. The toilet seat would make a louder sound if you were to do this. I guess implement some kind of cushion or something. I don't know. What if your in the kind of "almost peeing in my pants" mode and you need to do something real quick??? well you could press the pedal to open the seat. I think it would take some time getting used to. Because were so used to the regular normal way. lol.

I think the Chinese government don't want we to know what plans they are coming up to invade America. LOL. its definitely a possiblity. Like this GOogle Earth thing. but that's just on another level. I saw chinese search results one time i searched on google. I think it was a few days ago. I found it weird. I was thinking "when did google allowe chinese search results?" SO now i know. Giving people FREE internet in exchange for homeland spies is sort of evil.

I think my school uses this on their network. I don't know how good it is. I haven't personally used it myself. I guess the more spyware scanners you have the better your computer can be safe from prying eyes. What makes you say this is the best spyware scanner???

I don't think its real. More publicity stunts. I knew what it was because people like my friends who are Mexicans told me about it. I don't think it breeds with dogs. lol. that's just bizarre. lol. why don't it eat them too. LOL. I saw this thing on THe X FILES. They said chupacabra was an alien or something or from an alien planet. lol. Iono they mix stories and formulate their own. I wonder if I go to Mexico and yell "CHUPACABRAS" would they all run. lol.

I heard this before. just haven't seen the video to it. I think i heard it on radioblog. yes. that's it. Anyways i thought it was funny. lol. I really thought it was gonna give me a list of reasons why we use the internet. But then i thought again that it might be that song i heard before. lol.

i'm still waiting for my google analytics. lol.anyways the Google page creator thingy that's sort of like a copy of Pagebuilder from Geocities is cool. The only thing i don't like is it won't let me start a page from scratch and i don't want to use templates just plain html and some css. Other than that I like the autosave function. The preview pops on the page rather a new one which is handy.

That just sounds weird. You sound like your not really mad?? Or your just hiding it behind your words?I think its overboard that they would expell you without any sustantial proof that you hacked into their network or anything. Unless they have some rule about that. I still think that's wack...