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Trystim

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  1. Please honest input yes I used a tutorial but 99% of my stuff i read a tutorial for doesn't turn out the way the tutorial shows so please honest input and be ruthless http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/
  2. it isn't a script I need it is how to set it up that i need
  3. If anyone knows cgi/perl would like to contact me and help with a simple send mail problem lol *cuz i have no clue* please feel free or post here but messenger probably betteryahoo is p00l_dem0n77msn is p00l_dem0n77@hotmail.comicq is 255-051-386)thanks in advance
  4. I have done some researching on this and depending on the layout of your sight you can actually put the Copyright symbol on the page if it is truly unique design for intellectual rights. And win a copyright case in the US court system with it. So things like your logo's are more like trademarks then copyrights in all honestly but intellectual rights can be copyrighted and if used entitle you to money.
  5. alright i work on a gif tonight for you admin see what i can put together will be my first gif banner though hehehe
  6. ahh looks good but kinda puts people like me who took time to read tutorials and what not on how to do the stuff outta work but good for those who dont have the time to learn or work on it in the detail it deserves. I will be the first to admit i should of put more detail in mine but it is a banner and i was trying to keep the size down it is already kinda hefty in size.
  7. thanks for your input. and no it isn't swish, never heard of it till you said about it actually and i went and surfed lol to get the info.
  8. thanks for compliment i tried to convert to gif but it was 1.16 megs when i did it
  9. Trap 17 Banner Ad now lets hope i dont exceed the 3 gig bandwidth
  10. Trystim, The major difference between smoking and the other things you mentioned is that the others harm only the person who is consuming voluntarily. Smoking, not so. There is passive smoking... If I am sitting next to you and you smoke, I also get affected! Thankfully we have the Net and I need not sit next to you to chat with you! Googlue! ok gotta beg to differ here the alcohol yes i will agree. but guns and drugs i have to disagree i think the gun is alot more harmful to the person on the recieving end if i choose to use it, and drugs are smoked as well.
  11. i have one thing to say well maybe more then 1 lol but check it out http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ free server that has the retail version of the server running has forums for help and such and instructions. Enjoy.
  12. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged n.3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.7. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.8. Bad cop! No donut!9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops ?12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.13. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?14. I pay your salary!15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?16. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are.19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
  13. A nursery school teacher asks her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"The first little girl answers, "The sky is definitely blue," but the teacher says,"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange, or purple and pink."A second little boy answers, "Trees are definitely green." The teacher says,"Sorry, Timmy, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!""OK", says Johnny, "then I have DEFINITELY *BLEEP* in my pants!"
  14. "Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons." (Popular Mechanics, forecasting advance of science, 1949.)"I think there's a world market for maybe five computers." (Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.)"I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." (Editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957.)"But what is it good for?" (Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, commenting on the micro chip, 1968)"There is no reason why anyone would want to have a computer in their home." (Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp, 1977.)"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." (Western Union memo, 1876.)"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" (David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920's.)"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" (HM Warner, Warner Bros, 1927.)"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say that America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make." (Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting the Mrs Fields Cookies business.)"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." (Decca Recording Company rejecting the Beatles, 1962.)"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible." (Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.)"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this." (Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3MPostIt Notepads.)"So we went to Atari and said, `We've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' They said `No'. Then we went to HewlettPackard; they said, `We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet'." (Apple Computer founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and HP interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.)"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." (Drillers whom Edwin L Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil, 1859.)"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." (Irving Fisher, Economics professor, Yale University, 1929.)"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value". (Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.)"Everything that can be invented has been invented." (Charles H Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899.)"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." (Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872.)"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon." (Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed SurgeonExtraordinary to Queen Victoria, 1873.)"640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Bill Gates of Microsoft, 1981.)"Fred Astaire Can't act, can't sing, balding... Can dance a little." (MGM telent scout, 1928.)"What can you do with a guy with ears like that?" (Jack Warner, movie mogul, rejecting Clark Gable, 1930.)"You ain't goin' nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck." (Jim Denny of the Grand Ole Opry, Nashville, firing Elvis Presley after his first performance.)"I'm sorry Mr Kipling, but you don't know how to use the English language." (Editor of the San Francisco Examiner, rejecting a short story from author and poet Rudyard Kipling.)
  15. Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."The boss says:"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go tomy wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better andI can go to work. You should try that."2 hours later Bob calls:"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I be at work soon. By theway, you got nice house."
  16. I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me (quite a bit actually), and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart; but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too and it made me feel uncomfortable.One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check out the invitations. So I went. She was alone and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that I was soon to be married and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. So she said, I'll go to the bedroom and if you are up to it, just come and get me. I watched as her delicious behind went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, turned around and went to the front door. I opened it and stepped out of the house.Her husband was standing outside and with tears in his eyes hugged me and said that they were both very happy and pleased that I passed their little test. They could not have asked for a better man for their daughter. They welcomed me into the family............Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car!
  17. MOUNT ST. HELENS NATIONAL MONUMENT, Wash. Oct. 3, 2004 Scientists kept a watchful eye on Mount St. Helens Sunday after government officials raised the volcano's alert level, cleared hundreds of visitors from the area and warned a major eruption was imminent. ahhh run for the hills watch out for possible lava alert. If I didn't know better i would say that the goverment has some way or means of controlling events that happen in the weather. .... ahh well good luck to anyone here that is close to there *crossing fingers hoping she dont blow* **more on this news** MT ST HELENS
  18. I am a smoker have been for going on 10 yrs I smoke full flavored menthol one of the hardest kind to quit. quitting is hard period but menthol's have more fiberglass in them which allows for more nicotine to enter the system and cause a greater addiction, I am now in the process of trying to quit for the 3rd time. Do i know it kills yes, but so does alcohol, drugs, guns, and the people who use them so how come everyone is always ragging on the smokers?It all comes back to the original saying (Insert drinking, drugs, smoking, guns) Dont kill people, People kill people.I smoke but someone made that for me to be able to even smoke it to begin with, if it wasnt there would i have started?No i am not passing the blame onto someone, I am simply stating that if it wasn't there i wouldn't of started it.
  19. Ok All I can do at this point in time is give a broad overview as when we agree to sign up and beta test we agree to not discuss full details about it.I am here to tell you Overall they keep with the graphics which made it appealing to me anyways in the first place top notch, but the space system needs alot of work yet and i hope they aren't relying on this expansion to be a game saver. comparatively EQ2 has the edge on them and it seems as though all the design guru's went to EQ2 and SWG got the leftovers.Pretty graphics only cover up bugs for so long and in my opinion that is what they are trying to do. The new races i feel could of been used by more popular races and the new professions I like them so i can't say anything bad about it. I will admit that I probably am sort of biased being an eq1 gamer since almost launch. But i knew SWG was a step up from EQ as well as many other games are.Hope this sheds at least a little bit of light on Jump to Lightspeed for Star Wars Galaxies.
  20. It's looking good I will help you with tutorials i find and what not if you want me to. I am constantly working on finding photoshop tutorials and flash tutorials from alot of sites i have permission to repost tutorials i have found and such but I honestly am to lazy lol to put a tutorial section up on any site i create.
  21. I like how they are starting to build in the seperation between lex and clark. They are really bringing it forward now i mean how much of a seperation can you create by lying to a man about a woman he loves. It is definatly getting interesting.
  22. sweet guys that really helps i also borrowed from a friend windows 2003 server hopefully if the work around doesn't work then i will install/upgrade to 2003 server and hope that fixes our issue.
  23. Was wondering at work we are running windows 2000 professional and for some reason once we have 10 concurrent connections no more people can connect to the machine, Was wondering if anyone out there knew of any software, or a program or a registry key to alter to change how many connections are allowed?If so please leave a msg here or email metrystim@gmail.com
  24. by far the overwriting of notepad standard CONText check it out here CONText download it here Download Context The only reason i say this is because it gives you the notepad but with colorcoding based on what project you tell it your writing in. So if you want to write in C++ you can tell it that and boom it highlights commands/tagging that coresponds with what you told it your writing for. It also has option in there for HTML etc etc. I find it more useful and when you have an error in your typing if your not given a line you can find it easier due to the fact your tags are color coded.
  25. Big Nose Bird awesome site for when your first starting out with HTML and other web languages as well. I still refer to it on occasion might wanna swing by and check it out as well.
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