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I've heard it said, here and other places, that Opera is the fastest browser available. It is fast - there's no denying that - but there are ways to make FireFox render pages every bit as quickly, with just a few easy "tweaks." I had thought these adjustments were pretty well-known, but it's beginning to seem as though they may not be. So I thought it was worthwhile to bring these "hidden settings" more into the light.To get started, type "about:config" in your FireFox address bar. The settings you're looking for are:1.) network.http.pipelining2.) network.http.pipelining.firstrequest3.) network.http.pipelining.maxrequests4.) network.http.proxy.pipelining5.) nglayout.initialpaint.delaySet #1, #2, and #4 to "true". Set #3 to a high number, like 32. Set #5 to 0.Enabling the pipelining features allows the browser to make multiple requests to the server at the same time. The "maxrequests" is the maximum number of requests it will send at once. I've heard that 8 is the most it will send at once, but setting it higher won't hurt, just in case. The initialpaint.delay is the length of time (in milliseconds) after the server response before the browser begins to paint the page.Adjusting those settings will help pages render much faster in FireFox. In fact, my own observations have been that, tweaked in this manner, FireFox will render faster than Opera (and yes, I realize that others may experience different results).

have you checked for whitespace at the end of the php file that gives you the error in this case i would think it is index.php but i am not sure....I have noticed though that it is a constant recurring problem of having it like this?>^^^^^^^ the white space above those arrows is a big no no and causes problems every time.

ket ,............. hrmmmmm.............*ponders* ok i say 5/10 reasons are as follows your name is interesting but still seems as though it is initials of your real name.

Test name: Strategic Alliances with CompetitorsGross Speed: 130 WPMNet speed: 126 WPMAccuracy: 97%

During the waning years of the depression in a small Idaho community,I used to stop by Mr. Miller's roadside stand for farm fresh produceas the season made it available. Food and money were still extremelyscarce and bartering was used extensively.One day Mr. Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed asmall boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrilyapprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of freshgreen peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes.Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversationbetween Mr. Miller and the ragged boy next to me."Hello Barry, how are you today?""H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas .. surelook good""They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?""Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time.""Good. Anything I can help you with?""No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas.""Would you like to take some home?""No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with.""Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?""All I got's my prize marble here.""Is that right? Let me see it.""Here 'tis. She's a dandy.""I can see that. Hmmmmm, only thing is this one is blue and I sort ofgo for red. Do you have a red one like this at home?""Not zackley ... but almost.""Tell you what. Take this sack of peas home with you and next tripthis way let me look at that red marble.""Sure will. Thanks Mr. Miller."Mrs. Miller, who had been standing nearby, came over to help me. Witha smile she said, "There are two other boys like him in our community,all three are in very poor circumstances. Jim just loves to bargainwith them for peas, apples, tomatoes, or whatever. When they comeback with their red marbles, and they always do, he decides hedoesn't like red after all and he sends them home with a bag ofproduce for a green marble or an orange one, perhaps"I left the stand smiling to myself, impressed with this man. A shorttime later I moved to Colorado but I never forgot the story of thisman, the boys, and their bartering.Several years went by, each more rapid than the previous one. Justrecently I had the occasion to visit some old friends in that Idahocommunity and while I was there I learned that Mr. Miller had died.They were having his viewing that evening and knowing my friendswanted to go, I agreed to accompany them.Upon arrival at the mortuary we fell into line to meet the relativesof the deceased and to offer whatever words of comfort we could. Aheadof us in line were three young men. One was in an army uniform and theother two wore nice haircuts, dark suits and white shirts .. all veryprofessional looking.They approached Mrs. Miller, standing composed and smiling by herhusband's casket. Each of the young men hugged her, kissed her on thecheek, spoke briefly with her and moved on to the casket. Her mistylight blue eyes followed them as, one by one, each young man stoppedbriefly and placed his own warm hand over the cold pale hand in thecasket. Each left the mortuary awkwardly, wiping his eyes.Our turn came to meet Mrs. Miller. I told her who I was and mentionedthe story she had told me about the marbles. With her eyes glistening,she took my hand and led me to the casket."Those three young men who just left were the boys I told you about.They just told me how they appreciated the things Jim "traded" them.Now, at last, when Jim could not change his mind about color or size.. they came to pay their debt.""We've never had a great deal of the wealth of this world," sheconfided, "but right now, Jim would consider himself the richest manin Idaho."With loving gentleness she lifted the lifeless fingers of her deceasedhusband Resting underneath were three exquisitely shined red marbles.Moral: We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind deeds.Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments thattake our breath.Today .. I wish you a day of ordinary miracles........ A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself......... An unexpected phone call from an old friend......... Green stoplights on your way to work........ The fastest line at the grocery store......... A good sing-along song on the radio......... Your keys right where you left themThey say it takes a minute to find a special person,An hour to appreciate them,A day to love them,But an entire life to forget them.Send this to the people you'll never forget.If you don't send it to anyone, it means you are in too much of ahurry, and that you've probably forgotten your friends

VIA Safe mode go and delete all files in the system even pointing vaguely at panda software their deinstall program is very crappy to put it nicely and it doesn't remove anything and screws up your net connection. Then try to remove the keys from the registry via program called RegCleaner if that doesn't work almost always guaranteed the program HIJACK THIS should allow you to get rid of it. I had two instances of a similar problem one time it was because I had another virus program installed and it caused the conflict with panda that was on there and the 2nd time as much as I hate to say it I had to reformat but both times it was due to Panda. So worse case scenario your looking at a re-format if my above suggestions do not work. Good luck.

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing. 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!Thanks,A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)______________________________________REPLY:Dear Troubled User:This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.Best of luck,Tech Support

make sure the permissions are set right all else fails chmod the file with 777 allows any to edit execute read and write to that file/folder. if that is the case then something on the server is using the folder/file and you need to locate what it is and stop it from using it before you can delete it.

The database has failed to connect because you do not have permission to connect to the server. Please confirm the values entered in the 'includes/config.php' file. is the error i get the following below is my config.php the password and username have been **** to protect my info but i assure you that isn't what they are in the file [br]<?php[/br]/*======================================================================*\[br]|| #################################################################### ||[/br]|| # vBulletin 3.0.3[br]|| # ---------------------------------------------------------------- # ||[/br]|| # All PHP code in this file is Š2000-2004 Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. # ||[br]|| # This file may not be redistributed in whole or significant part. # ||[/br]|| # ---------------- VBULLETIN IS NOT FREE SOFTWARE ---------------- # ||[br]|| [br]|| #################################################################### ||[/br]\*======================================================================*/[br][/br]/*-------------------------------------------------------*\[/br]| ****** NOTE REGARDING THE VARIABLES IN THIS FILE ****** |[br]+---------------------------------------------------------+[/br]| If you get any errors while attempting to connect to |[br]| MySQL, you will need to email your webhost because we |[/br]| cannot tell you the correct values for the variables |[br]| in this file. |[/br]\*-------------------------------------------------------*/[br][/br]// ****** DATABASE SERVER NAME ******[br]// This is the hostname or IP address of the database server.[/br]// It is in the format HOST:PORT. If no PORT is specified, 3306 is used.[br]// If you are unsure of what to put here, leave it at the default value.[/br]$servername = 'localhost';[br][/br]// ****** DATABASE USERNAME & PASSWORD ******[br]// This is the username and password you use to access MySQL.[/br]// These must be obtained through your webhost.[br]$dbusername = '********************';[/br]$dbpassword = '********************';[br][/br]// ****** DATABASE NAME ******[br]// This is the name of the database where your vBulletin will be located.[/br]// This must be created by your webhost.[br]$dbname = 'trystim_eq2forums';[br][/br]// ****** TECHNICAL EMAIL ADDRESS ******[/br]// If any database errors occur, they will be emailed to the address specified here.[br]// Leave this blank to not send any emails when there is a database error.[/br]$technicalemail = 'trystim@timsmed.com';[br][/br]// ****** PERSISTENT CONNECTIONS ******[br]// This option allows you to turn persistent connections to MySQL on or off.[/br]// The difference in performance is negligible for all but the largest boards.[br]// If you are unsure what this should be, leave it off.[/br]// 0 = Off; 1 = On[br]$usepconnect = 0;[br][/br]// ****** PATH TO ADMIN & MODERATOR CONTROL PANELS ******[/br]// This setting allows you to change the name of the folders that the admin and[br]// moderator control panels reside in. You may wish to do this for security purposes.[/br]// Please note that if you change the name of the directory here, you will still need[br]// to manually change the name of the directory on the server.[/br]$admincpdir = 'admincp';[br]$modcpdir = 'modcp';[br][/br]// ****** USERS WITH ADMIN LOG VIEWING PERMISSIONS ******[/br]// The users specified here will be allowed to view the admin log in the control panel.[br]// Users must be specified by *ID number* here. To obtain a user's ID number,[/br]// view their profile via the control panel. If this is a new installation, leave[br]// the first user created will have a user ID of 1. Seperate each userid with a comma.[/br]$canviewadminlog = '1';[br][/br]// ****** USERS WITH ADMIN LOG PRUNING PERMISSIONS ******[br]// The users specified here will be allowed to remove ("prune") entries from the admin[/br]// log. See the above entry for more information on the format.[br]$canpruneadminlog = '1';[br][/br]// ****** USERS WITH QUERY RUNNING PERMISSIONS ******[/br]// The users specified here will be allowed to run queries from the control panel.[br]// See the above entries for more information on the format.[/br]// Please note that the ability to run queries is quite powerful. You may wish[br]// to remove all user IDs from this list for security reasons.[/br]$canrunqueries = '';[br][/br]// ****** UNDELETABLE / UNALTERABLE USERS ******[br]// The users specified here will not be deletable or alterable from the control panel by any users.[/br]// To specify more than one user, separate userids with commas.[br]$undeletableusers = '';[br][/br]// ****** SUPER ADMINISTRATORS ******[/br]// The users specified below will have permission to access the administrator permissions[br]// page, which controls the permissions of other administrators[/br]$superadministrators = '';[br][/br]// Prefix that your vBulletin tables have in the database.[br]// For example: $tableprefix = 'vb3_';[/br]$tableprefix = '';[br][/br]// Prefix that all vBulletin cookies will have[br]// For example[/br]$cookieprefix = 'tryseq2';[br][/br]/*======================================================================*\[br]|| ####################################################################[br]|| [/br]|| # CVS: $RCSfile: config.php.new,v $ - $Revision: 1.19 $[/br]|| ####################################################################[br]\*======================================================================*/[/br]?> I also assure you that i have the permissions set right.

This is for Xisto admin and wassie. But please dont think that the work all the moderators and other admins put in go unnoticed this just all the time i had to do one during my lunch hour. Great work to all of you out there.

A Blonde's New JobA blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of two miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and started right away.The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had completed four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told her, "I think you're really going to work out."The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only accomplished two miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse." The boss pulled the new employee in and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting the two-mile minimum?"The blonde replied "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket."Blonde in a Soda MachineOne day a blonde goes up to a soda machine. She puts in some money and a soda comes out.She gets really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the sodas came out.Someone walked up to her and asked her if they could get a soda.The blonde said, 'Get out of my face, I'm winning!Blonde on a DietA blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds."Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.""From hunger, you mean?""No, from skipping.Looks Like SemenThree women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: " OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen."The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen."The blonde reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building?"Mailbox in my CarBlonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."Psychiatrist: "Uhh...how's that working?"Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around my zip code keeps changing."

Greetings, I have recently acquired the domain names http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ If possible i would like to have teq2.info set up so that the url's reflect this when i click on the links contained on the main page. I made the adjustments needed to my links but that doesn't seem to affect how it turned out if i need to back up my databases and such please pm me first so that i can do the required things needed. Thanks in Advance Trystim

ahh ok so then i guess it is off to the request hosting section and then i can set up the teq1.info and trystim.info as sub domains on my teq2.info site i guess lol thanks for the help

TEACHER : Why are you late?BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.TEACHER : What sign?BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrongBALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.BALGOBIN : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : Balgobin !*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today thatwe didn't have ten years ago.BALGOBIN : Me ! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".BALGOBIN : I is...TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, same time."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one isgreen and one is blue with red spots !BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair justlike that at home.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey andstopped him,what virtue would I be showing?BALGOBIN : Brotherly love ?*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayersbefore eating ?BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly thesame as your brother's. Did you copy his?BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog !-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?BALGOBIN : A teacher

A man came to work Monday with two black eyes. "Where did you get them black eyes?" a co-worker asked."In church," the man replied. "As we were standing," the man continued, "I noticed the dress of the woman in front of me was stuck up the crack of her *bottom*. So, I pulled it out. She turned and belted me in the eye.""Well, how did you get the second black eye?""Evidently, she didn't like me pulling her dress out of the crack of her *bottom*, so I pushed it back."

1. It is important to find a woman who helps at home, who cooks fromtime totime, cleans up and has a job.2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie toyou.4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to bewith you.5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other.

Greetings all the day has come Pre-ordering is over and Most places are able to give away the pre-orders of Everquest 2 to the people who ordered it. It has some big competition with it HALO 2 for those who prefer the all out pvp aspect of a game. I can't wait to get into my Everquest Is anyone from here going to be playing it as well if so let me know and join my forums. Cant wait to play with people I was in the beta and yeah it had a few bugs and what not but that is why it was beta not Release . Be safe all Hope to see you in the world of Norrath.

I am using Trillian Pro 3.0 which has video, audio, file transfer, and built in network messenger as well which is new to 3.0. Trillian 2.01 had the audio and web cam capabilities in it but this seems more advanced this time around. I haven't yet figured out the video capabilities yet as I haven't found anyone else who is using Trillian 3.0 lol and I have a problem with it connecting to ICQ but I can't complain Because I only use ICQ on a few occasions.

or they backed up just not installed ?

No zip look at your url my friend...

hrmm well i went and changed the urls etc etc but it still does it. any clues?

OMG thanks man i had a complete brainfart there lmao completly slipped my mind about that and don't know why it took you saying something for me to remember, oh well maybe next time i wont be so dunce

I have the following domains parked at http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ but after the main page if you click any of the links it changes the url in the address bar any ideas as to why would be helpful. thanks in advance.

nm i fixed it repaired database and what not phpmyadmin finally let me in. But that was awfully strange. Time to change the passwords i guess lol. Never can be to leary.