Jump to content
xisto Community
Sign in to follow this  
soleimanian

motorist

Recommended Posts

A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. Was I driving too fast? Asked the motorist apologetically.Oh no, replied the policeman. You were flying to low. :P:):P Says jack: what made you go in to the army,Tom?Well, replied Tom, I had no wife, and I loved war. What made you join the army,Jack?Well, he replied ihad a wife, and I loved peace, so i went to the war. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. Was I driving too fast? Asked the motorist apologetically.

Oh no, replied the policeman. You were flying to low.

:P  :)  :P

Says jack: what made you  go in to the army,Tom?

Well, replied Tom, I had no wife, and I loved war. What made you join the army,Jack?

Well, he replied ihad a wife, and I loved peace, so i went to the war.

:)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

hehe..another good one..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Guidelines | We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.