How To Install Love?

[akira550 0]

this is a great story promise ^^

 

 

 

 

Legends

T ? Technical Support, C ? Customer..

 

T:Yes, how can I help you?

 

C:Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

T:Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

 

C:Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready - What do I do first?

 

T:The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

 

C:Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

 

T:What programs are running?

C:Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

T:No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

 

C:I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

T:With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

 

 

C:Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

T:Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

 

 

C:Oops! I have an error message already. It says, 'Error ? Program not run on external components' What should I do?

 

T:Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

 

C:So, what should I do?

T:Pull down Self-Acceptance, then click on the following files: Forgive-Self, Realize your Worth, and Acknowledge your Limitations.

C:Okay, done.

 

T:Now, copy them to the 'My Heart' directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back

 

C:Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

 

T:Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

C:Thank you, God.

 

 

T:You're Welcome, Anytime.

 

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[jonnytracker 0]

great but font too large

[contactskn 2]

Hello friend its really very good and interesting one whichyou have posted here. Its very true to say that the negativities in our selvesdegrade the proportion of love in us. Obviously if we want to be lovable andwant to love others unconditionally then we have to really get rid of thesenegativities in us. And then only one can come up with flying colors in love.

[Zagubadu? 0]

Hah thats funny. Whoever wrote this is pretty crafty. I like the part where its talking about having other "Programs" up. I thought it was pretty cute. Where'd you find this by the way?

[mra550 0]

nice and sweet stories good for techno geeks XD

[StvenWesley 0]

very interesting! :angel: How? and are you prepared? A step by step tutorial?

[webishqiptar 0]

what's this, a story about how to install love in your spirit?? I think it must be included in a forum of jokes.. :angel: