Jokes -blonde

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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A. Frosted FlakesQ. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A. An airbag.Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?A. Bobbing for chips.Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes *bottom*?A. Brain tumor.Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?A. Because they both drip when they're *BLEEP*ed!