The Wisdom Of Children

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When a man is married to one woman it is called monotony Spaghetti is thrown on people at weddings A senator is half horse, half man An optimist is a doctor who treats your eyes Philatelists were a race of people who lived in biblical times An epistle is the wife of an apostle When letters are in sloping type, they are in histerics The feminine of bachelor is lady-in-waiting Baboons live in an apiary A myth is a female moth A fjord is a Scandinavian car The people of Japan ride about in jigsaws The eastern part of Asia ia called Euthanasia People go about Venice in gorgonzolas The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitos Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot The climate is hottest next to the Creator Floods of the Mississippi River may be prevented by putting big dames in the river The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Ancient Egypt was inhabited my mummies and they all wrote in hydrolics And Sir Francis Drake said: "Let the Armada wait. My bowls can't." The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west Homer wrote the Oddity Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals Joan of Ark was burnt to a steak The Pope was inflammable Christopher Columbus circumcised the world with forty-foot clippers Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant sound once the animal is removed Most composers do not live until they are dead Beethoven was so deaf he wroted loud music Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this A molecule is so small that it cannot be seen by the naked observer the Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours When you smell an orderless gas, it's probably carbon monoxide Hydrogin is made from gin and water Marie Curie did her research at the Sore Buns institute in France Reproduction is the life process by which an orgasm produces others ot its kind Blood flows down one leg and up the other