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1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. Crosseyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9. Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.

11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next urinal will get blamed.

12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time. While waiting he reads with free hand.

13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14. Tough - Bangs c*** on side of urinal to dry it.

15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, and drowns.

18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. Conceited - Holds two inch d*** like a baseball bat.

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20 types of people you might meet in the mens restroom:1. drunk people2. sick people3. narsasistic people4. annoyed people5. old people6. fast-paced people7. non hand washers8. talkative people ( they freak me out!) seriously not in the bathroom, talk to me outside9. possibly a lost girl10. a bum11. a drug addict12. smelly people13. bad aimed people14. tired people (it IS a RESTroom)15. clean people16. germaphobic people17. wierd people18. tall people19. short people20. i actually hope i dont MEET anyone in the mens restroom

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