My Bird is funny and stupid

[khalilo 0]

I got it about 8 month ago. It was about 20 days old when i got it , it fell from the nest or something. They were gona give it a 5 year old . It would have died. It needs to eat like every 15 minutes O_o, and i doubt that kid would done that .Any ways its funny and stupid XD. One time during winter , it was raining and it was very cold, instead of sitting in its nest (its a female). It had a bath O_o. like wtf? I know birds are stupid but common thats too much XD.I keep it out of its cage during the day, it flys all over the house, stands on my shoulders and eats with me. But it shits on my head like 5 times a day

[sheepdog 10]

What kind of bird is it?Several years ago we had a pair of road runners here. Pretty rare in this area, so I thought it was pretty neat to have them. I was always careful to move slowly whenever I have to walk past one, and eventually they decided I was ok, and they didn't run from me. Then, I discovered their favorite food was mice! Ok, now that's my kind of bird! I started setting mouse traps, and when I would see the roadrunner, I would take any trapped mice out and toss them to him. Didn't take him long to figure out what I was doing. Believe it or not, it wasn't long before he was so tame he would come and take a mouse right out of my fingers! Ya think I should change my nickname to Wiley Coyote????

[flajcsi 0]

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[Archangel_Baw 0]

lmao thats hillarious,

 

I had a budgie named shaner who was retarded, I swear, he flew out of his cage straight into a wall, REPEATEDLY getting stuck behind my furniture & squawking like a psycho everyday.

 

He had this thing with hiding behind things that only covered the botton half of his body, hoinestly, especially the back ledge of my couch, and he would peek his head up at me as if he were a soldier at war in the trenches. He was too much.

 

Once he got stuck behind my stove, and I had to tear my kitchen apart to find him. IDIOT!!!

 

He eventually committed birdicide by stressing himself out to the point of having a heart attack. poor thing. he p*ssed me off, but god I miss that stupid bird. The expression bird brain is no coincidence.