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The Shortest And Longest Sentences In The World.

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My 8th grade English teacher told me this joke (haha along with the chili one...will post that after this).What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be.What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do.

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My 8th grade English teacher told me this joke (haha along with the chili one...will post that after this).
What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be.
What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do.


And the longest word is "smiles"...

...why? Because there's a mile between the two Ses :-)
(off-topic to the main post, I know :-))

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Longest sentence in the world is to say "I do." in your marriage vows.Goes along with something heard at a 25th Wedding Anniversery Party:" If I would have shot her, I'd be on parole by now..."

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I've heard that one a lot. Actually, that one has been told at weddings in the grooms vow or whatever he had to say aloud. Everyone burst out in laughter.

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