Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

[Albus Dumbledore 0]

> Murphy's Lesser Known Laws>
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
> people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
> don't.
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
> fool.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
> of getting something right, there's a 90%
> probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> If you lined up all the cars in the world end to
> end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass
> them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
>
> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
> (But then you would have two shoes for
> the same foot.)
>
> The things that come to those who wait will be the
> things left by those who got there first.
>
> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
>
> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in
> a dark room.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine
> for doing well.
>
> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in
> the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to
> get out of jury duty.
>

[sylenzednuke 0]

Really funny post.

[Albus Dumbledore 0]

lol, i thought it was pretty funny concidering i am cursed with murphy'w laws