60 Ways To Annoy A Cop

[shyam 0]

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer? There's no blood in my alcohol"2. When they ask why you were speeding, tell them you wanted to race.3. When they talk to you, pretend you are deaf.4. If they ask if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......5. When they ask why you were speeding, tell them you had to buy a hat.6. Ask them where they bought their cool hat.7. Refer to them by their first name.8. Pretend you are gay and ask them out.9. When they say no, cry.10. If they say yes, accuse them of sexual harassment.11. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.12. If they ask you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.13. When they asks you to spread them, tell them you don't go that way.14. When they put the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"15. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.16. After you sign the ticket and give it to them, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."17. Bribe them with donuts, and when they agree, tell them sorry, I just ate the last one.18. When they come up to the car say "License and registration please" right when they say it.19. When they go to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"20. Trip and fall into them.21. Accuse them of police brutality when they push you away.22. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with their pen.23. Chew on the pen, nervously.24. Clean your ear with the pen.25. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.26. Ask them if they ever worked in a prison. If they say yes, ask how the plumbing was.27. Act like you are retarded.28. When they're telling you what you did wrong, start repeating them, quietly.29. Or mumble to yourself.30. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?31. When they come to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!32. Ask if they watch Cops.33. Ask if they ever watched Cop Rock.34. Giggle if they did.35. Talk to your hand.36. Ask if they know somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.37. Accuse them of Sexual Harassment if they do.38. When they frisk you, say You missed a spot, and grin.39. When they ask to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.40. Try to sell them your car.41. Ask if you can buy their car.42. If they take you to the station, ask to sit in front.43. Play with the siren.44. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.45. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.46. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner.47. Ask if they ever had pu-tang.48. If they ask what it is, point at them and giggle.49. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in languages.50. When they act confused, keep talking, look at them and laugh.51. When you are in the back, touch their neck through the fencing.52. Turn your head and whistle.53. When they pull out their night stick, say what you gonna do with that.54. If you are of the opposite sex, say I don't do that on the first date.55. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, su*ck your thumb, and whine.56. Ask if you can see their gun.57. When they say you aren't allowed, tell them "I just wanted to see if mine was bigger."58. Stare at their lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"59. Tell them you like men/women in uniform.60. Ask if you can borrow their uniform for a Halloween party

[swanx 0]

lol those things are so funny

[SmUX 0]

You forgot:61: Tell them that the last cop said that as you'd been pulled over already the ticket allowed you to speed for the rest of the day62: Tell them that you need to get to pay a speeding ticket and the cop shop closes in 10 minutes63: Ask if they failed the entrance exam for the army64: Point out that the white line isn't white, it's yellow65: When walking the "white" line, do it a couple of feet to the right of the actual line66: When doing so, hold your arms out and act like a tightrope walker...and when at the end turn around and go "TADA!"67: Ask him if he wants a hankie to remove that doughnut dust from his tie68: Say "Do you take bribes...I'm sure I've got a few doughnuts in the back"69: When he asks for your name say "Osama Bin Laden"And the best one:70: When he gets to the window say "Do you know who I am?" and when he says no ask "Do you know my number plate then?" and when he says no, say "CYA!" and drive off fast :-)

[iGuest 3]

There was like an app with this in it.. i've been searching for the app for hours..., but found nothing :/ anybody knows what the app's called?