Balgobin *another little johnny*

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TEACHER : Why are you late?BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.TEACHER : What sign?BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrongBALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.BALGOBIN : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : Balgobin !*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today thatwe didn't have ten years ago.BALGOBIN : Me ! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".BALGOBIN : I is...TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, same time."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one isgreen and one is blue with red spots !BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair justlike that at home.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey andstopped him,what virtue would I be showing?BALGOBIN : Brotherly love ?*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayersbefore eating ?BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly thesame as your brother's. Did you copy his?BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog !-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?BALGOBIN : A teacher

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TEACHER : Why are you late?

BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?

BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.

BALGOBIN : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Balgobin !

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that

we didn't have ten years ago.

BALGOBIN : Me !

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?

BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

 

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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?

BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.

 

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BALGOBIN : I is...

TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same

day, same time."

 

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's

Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

 

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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

 

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is

green and one is blue with red spots !

BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just

like that at home.

 

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and

stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?

BALGOBIN : Brotherly love ?

 

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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers

before eating ?

BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the

same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog !

 

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

BALGOBIN : A teacher

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what a joke what r u doin now see ya lata