All Bow To Captain Jerry! Lets Beat Up the Noob

[CaptainJerry 0]

Hi everyone, Yup, another newbie, don't ya' just love 'em? LOLI'm Captain Jerry, not to be corn-fused with any other Captains that may be floating around here!I live in sunny (usually) Southern California (The O.C. Baby!) with my lovely bride of 8+ years, our two wonderful children, a boy-8, and a girl-6 (both going on 16 or so!) and we're all owned by two cats, a Russian Blue, 2+ years, and a Tabby, 7 months.I'm a former U.S. Marine (there's no such thing as an "Ex Marine" ~ Except for Lee Harvey Oswald! LOL) I served in the Air Wing at various bases around the U.S. and in Japan, from 1975 to 1988 (that seems like so long ago now.) I'm currently a Senior Computer Programmer for Kia Motors America in their Warranty Department. I code in RPG (Report Program Generator) on an I.B.M. midrange system, the iSeries (or i5, or AS/400, or whatever they are calling it this year!)I like Science Fiction (I'm a major Trekker) and computers, and doing things with my family, and I'm a fan of a very wide range of music, from Country to the nastiest Heavy Metal that you can imagine (Rammstein) ~ My favorite group is Linkin' Park...And that's it! Thanks for letting me be here!//Captain.Jerry/

[Paul 0]

Hey! Welcome to the forums Captain .

I'm currently a Senior Computer Programmer for Kia Motors America in their Warranty Department. I code in RPG

Wow! you must be pretty good in programming to secure a job like that!

Anyways, enjoy your stay at Xisto and have fun

=Paul

[CaptainJerry 0]

Hey! Welcome to the forums Captain .Wow! you must be pretty good in programming to secure a job like that!

Anyways, enjoy your stay at Xisto and have fun

=Paul

Thanks Paul,

I guess I'm just like any other programmer. Sometimes I think I'm the cat's meow, and just the best there is, and then I run into a little logic problem that takes me forever to solve, and I'm convinced that I'm dumb as a doornail ~ LOL ~ (??? Just how dumb ARE doornails anyway?)

//Captain.Jerry/

[Chez 0]

I like Science Fiction (I'm a major Trekker) and computers, and doing things with my family, and I'm a fan of a very wide range of music, from Country to the nastiest Heavy Metal that you can imagine (Rammstein) ~ My favorite group is Linkin' Park...

And that's it! Thanks for letting me be here!

//Captain.Jerry/

BLASPHEMY! Rammstein isn't the nastiest Heavy Metal! It's one of the best metal bands out there! >_< You make hulk angry! Ich Will Fuer Frie! lol

[mayank 2]

Hello Captain!I think this the second best Introduction, I've ever seen. I think it was "mich" who secured first position, sorry I dont remember much ( my memory is getting weak day by day). I would like to welcome you to the forums and I think you are already liking the forum and I am sure you'll enjoy your stay not only as a hosting site but as a poster too!Welcome again!

[CaptainJerry 0]

BLASPHEMY! Rammstein isn't the nastiest Heavy Metal! It's one of the best metal bands out there! >_< You make hulk angry! Ich Will Fuer Frie! lol

Ahhh, but you took the word "Nasty" to be a bad thing, when in fact I intended to reflect that they are the bomb! I have the video of Fuer Frie and was jazzed to see it at the beginning of the movie "The Fast and the Furious!" Just too cool...

[Mich 0]

I think this the second best Introduction, I've ever seen. I think it was "mich" who secured first position, sorry I dont remember much ( my memory is getting weak day by day).

Wow Mayank, I am humbled by the possibility that you consider my intro in first position. I just hope that it doesn't go to my head . I will continue to try to add interesting content to the forum. Thanks for the mention, even if your memory is weakening and it wasn't mine.