Windows Lingo Useful for those new to the terminology

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I found this reading a few articles on yahoo figured id share this:This is a good simple refference for begginners. getting into PC's:Some terms pop up so frequently that you'll find it worthwhile to memorize them, or at least understand where they come from. That way, you won't be caught flatfooted when your first-grader comes home and asks whether he can download a program from the Internet. If you really want to drive your techie friends nuts, the next time you have a problem with your computer, tell them that the hassles occur when you're "running Microsoft." They won't have any idea if you mean Windows, Office, Word, Outlook, or any of a gazillion other programs.A program is software that works on a computer. Windows, the operating system, is a program. So are computer games, Microsoft Office, Microsoft Word (which is the word processor part of Office), Internet Explorer (the Web browser in Windows), the Windows Media Player, those nasty viruses you've heard about, that screen saver with the oh-too-perfect fish bubbling and bumbling about, and so on.A special kind of program called a driver makes specific pieces of hardware work with the operating system. For example, your computer's printer has a driver; your monitor has a driver; your mouse has a driver; Tiger Woods has a driver.Sticking a program on your computer, and setting it up so that it works, is called installing.When you crank up a program - that is, get it going on your computer - you can say you started it, launched it, ran it, or executed it. They all mean the same thing.If the program quits the way it's supposed to, you can say it stopped, finished, ended, exited, or terminated. Again, all of these terms mean the same thing. If the program stops with some sort of weird error message, you can say it crashed, died, cratered, croaked, went belly up, GPFed (tech-speak for "generated a General Protection Fault" - don't ask), or employ any of a dozen colorful but unprintable epithets. If the program just sits there and you can't get it to do anything, you can say the program froze, hung, stopped responding, or went into a loop. A bug is something that doesn't work right. (A bug is not a virus! Viruses work right far too often.) Admiral Grace Hopper often repeated the story of a moth being found in a relay of an ancient Mark II computer. The moth was taped into the technician's logbook on September 9, 1947, with the annotation "1545 Relay #70 Panel F (moth) in relay. First actual case of bug being found."The people who invented all of this terminology think of the Internet as being some great blob in the sky - it's "up," as in "up in the sky." So if you send something from your computer to the Internet, you're uploading. If you take something off the Internet and put it on your computer, you're downloading.And then you have wizards. Windows comes with lots of 'em. They guide you through complex procedures, moving one step at a time. Typically, wizards have three buttons on the bottom of each screen: Back, Next (or Finish), and Cancel (see Figure 1). Wizards remember what you've chosen as you go from step to step, making it easy to experiment a bit, change your mind, back up, and try a different setting, without getting all the check boxes confused.

[gameratheart 0]

Now this is very helpful and very clear for computer newbies. I would like to see someone say they didn't understand this. I doubt anyone could not.

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Now this is very helpful and very clear for computer newbies. I would like to see someone say they didn't understand this. I doubt anyone could not.

ithought the same thing so i had to post it here for people who might need it..

[deadmonky789 0]

very nice for people who are completely new to computers. i think my mom needs to read this. though there are some things that EVERYBODY knows. like tell me who doesn't know what installing something is. maybe i think that just because my dad taught me a lot about computers, but whatever.

[Paul 0]

Because we are discussing Windows lingo, I thought I'd ask.Which of these is the right term for removing a software from you computer? DE-INSTALL or UNINSTALL?

Edited May 31, 2006 by Paul (see edit history)

[Arigato 0]

My friends always turn to me when they run into computer problems and being vague really bugs me. They want me to help fix a problem yet they can't even describe their problem. I can't ever tell what they are talking about from their description. Also, they are constantly convinced they have a virus when their software isn't working correctly but then it turns out to be a configuration problem. Perhaps I should make my friends learn some terminology before helping them with their problems.@paul the correct term to remove software is uninstall although people will probably understand what you mean if you said de-install.

[Paul 0]

the correct term to remove software is uninstall although people will probably understand what you mean if you said de-install

The reason why I asked is that the MS Office 2007 Beta 2 i just downloaded uses the term de-install instead of uninstall.