Albus Dumbledore 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2006 i just got sent this by my grandma and i thought it was pretty funny lol >Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot >when they collide.>>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my>wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.">>The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my>wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.">>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife >look like?>>The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue >eyes>long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does>your wife look like?">>The old guy says, "Screw my wife --- let's look for yours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chappill 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2008 Lol that is pretty good, I'm going to nick that one and call it my own at school xD Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
