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Albus Dumbledore

Lost Wife Joke

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i just got sent this by my grandma and i thought it was pretty funny lol

>Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
>when they collide.
>
>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
>wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>
>The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my
>wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>
>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife
>look like?
>
>The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue
>eyes
>long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does
>your wife look like?"
>
>The old guy says, "Screw my wife --- let's look for yours


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