The Guys' Rules Rules that guys follow or want to...

[iwuvcookies 0]

We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note these are all numbered 1′ ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you wont dress like the Victorias Secret girls, dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fineReally.

1. Dont ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? Its like camping.

i like this one "1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear." lol. If you don't want to hear the answer which doesn't go along with yours than don't ask it. And if we answer you get all pissy and whatnot because its not what you want to hear.. hahaha.

oh i'm sorry if this has been posted somewhere.. i looked and couldn't find anything that had this information.

[OpaQue 15]

LMAO! Awesome!

[xaetos 0]

Did you know that I've never complained about 90% of the stuff on that list? Yeah, it is kindof funny, but no more so than that one applying to what guys should and shouldn't do thats floating around, when you know most of the boys you would ever consider being with don't do that stuff anyways.

[PIPER-4-HIRE 0]

Yup, cookies speaks the truth. the problem is that women dont listen to us. in order to get these rules acknowledged we must make them law.P.S.- it also not cheating unless there is Video Proof (unless your a Porn Star).