Albus Dumbledore 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2006 I got this in an e-mail a few minutes ago and i still cant stop laughing..i find it funny but im sure others may not...lol The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What that tell you?" asked Tonto.The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful daytomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo *BLEEP*. It means someone stole tent." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint_Michael 3 Report post Posted March 22, 2006 ahahahaha that is pretty funny good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
