Male/female Dictionary WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.

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MALE/FEMALE DICTIONARY

WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.

 

Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.

Male: Food, sex and beer.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.

Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.

Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.

Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

 

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male: Playing ball without a cup.

 

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

 

BUTT (but) n.

Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."

Male: The organ of mooning.

 

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

 

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male: Anything with one ball, two beers, or three stooges.

 

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

 

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

 

TASTE (tayst) v.

Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.

Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out.

 

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ive seen this one go around in e-mails before but it is still good to read it again..just for laughs..