Middle East Holiday Dead Mother-In-Law, Funny story

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? Middle Eastern Holiday

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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family including his mother-in-law.

 

During their vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law died.

 

With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.

 

The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost him as much as $5,000.00. The Consul told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00.

 

George thinks for sometime and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do.

 

" The Consul says "You must have loved your Mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

 

"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead!

 

I just can't take that chance!