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Smartass Competion I

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I'll admit, these aren't the best:

 

* "In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man,

it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity."

-- Konrad Adenauer

 

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That's only 2 types of people, moron"

 

?Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ?

John F. Kennedy

 

dont believe: read, think for yourself, then act.

http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/

 

A Home Keeps You From Living With Your Parents

 

Having a Baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head

 

3 Times A Day Keeps Divorce Papers Aways

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