You might be a redneck or heres your sign jokes

[iGuest 3]

Write any You might be a redneck or here's your sign jokes.Thanks,CodyIf you go to a dance where they say its a ho-down and you throw your girlfriend on the floor, you might be a redneck.

[iGuest 3]

i got a huge list of redneck jokes (about 900) on my website

[iGuest 3]

cool. thanks

[iGuest 3]

If you have a picture of someone in your avatar... youuu might be a redneck.

[iGuest 3]

*cough* Random *cough*Anyway.....If your picture is someones avater you might be a redneck

[iGuest 3]

If your wife has to yell "get the transmission out of the tub" just to take a shower, you might be a redkneck

[iGuest 3]

if the tub is on the front lawn ...

[iGuest 3]

If you have a picture of someone in your avatar... youuu might be a redneck.

Lol...
Want me to take it off?

[iGuest 3]

Of course, dummy. You are not emilin. :roll:

[iGuest 3]

You might be a redneck if:

You mow the lawn and find your car

Look out your window...did you have a choice of windows?

Look out your window...is your barn bigger than your house?

You might be a gothic redneck if

You mow the lawn and find a herse

 

When you get in your car:

forget it, you're not a redneck. Get a pickup truck, don't worry, I'll be here when you get back

When you get your pickup truck

Do you consider your biggest family trip a ride to the supermarket?

What the *BLEEP* are you doing at the supermarket? Grow yer own durn foodstuffs!

 

Lol.