"yo' Mamma Is So____" Thread

[DataHead 0]

Here Is A Thread To Share Yo Mamma Jokes..IWill Be The 1st one to go on a Yo Momma Joke..Yo Mamma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save ,milk.now its ur turn to insult mymom with a yo momma joke

[dizilluziondmasokist 0]

Even though I was raised in a ghetto, I was never good at these. Well here is one I guess.Yo mama is so fat that when she got out the house they called the national gaurd. Someone said they saw Marshmallow man.............I have not thought of that one in a while. This next one is not a yo mama joke, but it might amuse youyo house is so trifling that you invited me over for dinner one day. I came over and there was ony one room, a bathroom. Everyone in your house was dancing around it singing, "we are the world".

[LolliPop 0]

Here's one I read somewhereYo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

[Zenchi 0]

Errmm... this one is a bit werd.Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

[wassie 0]

Errmm... this one is a bit werd.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

(that one is pretty stupid )

[JesterDude 0]

Im not too good at these but here goes :Yo mama is so god damn fat that when she goes on a trip to china, she's still beside you.i know im not good but its my first mama joke

[wassie 0]

i'm not so good at this also but here it goes:(just made this one up myself)Your mamma is so fat that when you are standing next to here, you instantly get claustrophobia.

[Saint_Michael 3]

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leaveYo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her showerYo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neckYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence camerasYo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed herYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for lifeYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip jointsYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from herYo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butterBEAT THAT MOFO'S

[dundun2007 0]

didnt you just copy that off a website? Anyways heres a couple more...Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Edited September 23, 2004 by dundun2007 (see edit history)

[katagirl3000 0]

yo mama's so dumb. .. she got hit by a parked car yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planetsyo mama's so old, she was in a class with mosesyo mama's so fat, when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODYyo mama's ears are so big, she looks like a car coming down the street with both doors open:P

[tasty 0]

yo mamma is so fat she uses a matress for a tampon yo mamma is so old the milk in her *BLEEP* has turned to cheeseYour mum is so dumb one day I saw her talking to a mailbox I asked her what she was doing she said im sending voice mailIll think of some more later

[Moneymaker 0]

yo mama is so smelly even dogs wont sniff her crotch

[Sniper 0]

lol, all very funny..go Saint_Michael =P

[alapidus 0]

Yo momma's so unoriginal, she told me this joke!