iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 What says programmer who doesn't know to swim, when he fall in watter ?- F1, F1 ... F1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 I wonder if this pic hurt my computer's feelings when it loaded into the browser? You are very funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 c:/con/conor ALT+F4you wouldn't believe how many people try to press ALT+F4 about 10 times and they always wonder why the window is closing. 8) (Usually works in chats...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 A man comes in to a computer repair shop with a smoking power supply. The service representative was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware problem.Service Rep: Sir, something has burned within your power supply.Customer: I bet that there is some command that I can put into the AUTOEXEC.BAT file that will take care of this.Service Rep: There is nothing that software can do to help you with this problem.Customer: I know that there is something I can put in... some command... maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS.[After a few minutes of going round and round]Service Rep: Okay, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but there is a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you can use. I want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add the last line as C:DOSNOSMOKE and reboot your computer.[Customer does this]Customer: It is still smoking.Service Rep: I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them for a patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE.[The customer then hung up. We thought that we had heard the last of this guy. But NO; he calls back four hours later!]Service Rep: Hello, Sir, how is your computer?Customer: I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply is incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need to get a new one. I was wondering when I can have that done and how much it will cost.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 that was lame joke sandman... my h umor is difrent i guess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Funny jokes guys Like the wife 1 most Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Your ram is so low that when you tried to run pong it froze...ooo...would you like some oil with that computer burn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 what?! :idea: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Your ram is so low that when you tried to run pong it froze...ooo...would you like some oil with that computer burn? AAHAHHA good joke!!! FOR THE JUNKJOKEYARD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 that was lame joke sandman... my h umor is difrent i guessI don't se you come up with anything better!I wouldn't expect it either, from someone who understand this:Your ram is so low that when you tried to run pong it froze...ooo...would you like some oil with that computer burn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 Hey hey hey, none of that now, I know how much you all enojyed my joke, but you don't have to write it over and over . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 Open source virus scan found windows. Remove it? (recommended): Y/N? http://lygo.com/ly/sitemissing.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 stupid nerds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 stupid nerdsfirst of all, why do you care, secound, i'm no nerd, :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
