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Post Turtle! Politics Gotta love em

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I found this at onegoodmove.org (where I download a lotta my music)But it's hysterical! I couldn't breathe for a few minutes after reading it since I was lauging so hard:While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'.Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued. "You know-- he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor creature get down."I think November 2nd should be declared national help the 'post turtle' ." day.

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lol, nice thing on the post turtle. my dad has a huge turtle, it has been alive formore the 60 years, its friggin huge it weighs like 50 pound, the thing is big man...... if u put that son of a gun on a post, it would bend it, lol

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