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hookerman

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  1. Your mother, I believe bought you easter eggs. You spoilt child Let me give you a word of advice:1. Go to http://www.meatspin.com/ and enjoy youself2. shower is a BAD time to play around3. my horsey died xD. hehehe in ur dreams *BLEEP*.4. bthaxor you need to harden yourself up with some hardcore action............aerobics nah i meant porno
  2. Excuse me SIR but I am not a fool, but I know you are a tool xD. Do not listen to the tool. He does not know anything. He plays horsey all day long while watching men dance. Fantastique. Formidable!
  3. I have had experience with computers and girls. I believe you can handle this situation. Three steps:1. Talk to your friends about it. You need to relieve stress by explaining it to your friends. Be more outgoing.2. Don't be depressed about it. Get a hooker at http:\\http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3154310/ and relax man. Chill out.3. Don't go around your house with your stupid wheelie computer chair.P.S. Ask her out^^ she'll enjoy it. Take her to McDonalds and play horsey with her. Have Fun xD^^!
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