That's crap if you can't get a local webserver.I really suggest for something like Easy PHP, it's setup a webserver on your PC really fast. Then you can use it for your purpose (only your computer can use this localhost). If needed, can be removed later.
That's link of Google will take you years to get on Google's results.The best way to get to Google is making a good site, so you'll get good traffic. The most important matter is that you can make up a website with appropriate keywords, meta tags, and title. That's help Googlebot alot to analyze your site.