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I agree with the other people who said you should color it.It looks very good!(if you made it )

Here are some more chain letters I found:

These are such immature images. I can report you if i wish too.But i feel Yuo will do the right thing and stop before you get banned.

Here is a REAL chain letter: Amy's Ghost Chain January 2003 This is a standard chain with a threat. Send it out or you die. I think Amy's Ghost needs to be buried so send it to the trash.

This chain letter is so annoying,and pathetic.I know I have said this before,but it really is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I know that all you people out thier agree with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some other airline jokes:Airline JokesOne day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airline are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.However, after a few minutes, the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down the the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the flight attendants for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin to panic. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief, and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers are going to get used to us flying this thing, not scream and then we'll be screwed!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..." Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern." After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!" United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down." From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "Last one off the plane must clean it." From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?" After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways." Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

Here are some crazy laws in New York:The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. Carmel A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. Greene During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. New York You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." Ocean City It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. Staten Island It is illegal for a father to call his son a "*BLEEP*" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

Isnt this html code?Do you need copyright permition?

even though i havn't got this leetter in my mail, I still think it is very annoying and pointless.

There are hundreds of viruses that are spread every week.Mainly because alot of people hate Bill Gates,and create viruses specifacly for that purpose.Two common ways that a computer can contract an MBR or boot sector virus are: by starting up from an infected floppy disk; or by running an infected program, which causes the virus to drop an altered MBR or boot sector onto the hard disk.The malicious activity of an MBR or boot sector virus is typically contained after Windows XP Professional starts. If the virus payload (the malicious activity of the virus) does not run during system startup and if the virus does not alter the original MBR or boot sector, Windows XP Professional prevents the virus from self-replicating to other disks.During normal operation, Windows XP Professional is immune to viruses infecting these disk structures because it accesses physical disks only through protected-mode disk drivers. Viruses typically subvert the BIOS INT 13h disk access routines, which are ignored after Windows XP Professional starts. However, on computers with multiple-boot configurations, such as Windows XP Professional with Microsoft? MS-DOS?, Microsoft? Windows? 95, Microsoft? Windows? 98, or Microsoft? Windows? Millennium Edition (Me), an MBR or boot sector virus might infect the computer when you are running another operating system. If this happens, Windows XP Professional is vulnerable to damage.Viruses that execute their payload during startup are a threat to computers that are running Windows XP Professional because the virus executes before Windows XP Professional takes control of the computer. After Windows XP Professional activates the protected-mode disk drivers, the virus cannot copy itself to other hard disks or floppy disks because the BIOS mechanism on which the virus depends is not used for disk access.I like Windows, and I love some of the things you can do with a good Windows computer. But I can't hide from reality any more than you can. Careless Windows users are making the world an unpleasant place. My e-mail used to be enjoyable. These days it's a pain to get through. Ten percent of my e-mail is a product of a single Windows virus, the Klez Worm. One of every 10 letters I get every day comes from Klez-infected Windows PCs or from mail servers that send me automated notes telling me I'm sending out my own copies of the Klez Worm. I'm not doing that, of course. I have the best possible antivirus software on my Windows PC, and my Mac wouldn't know a Klez Worm from a klezmer band if one came up and smacked my Mac in the nose. (Macs are immune to Windows viruses. Repeat after me. There will be a test later in this column. Macs are immune to Windows viruses.) It's the mail servers that are daffy, not me; they're inanely ignorant of what the Klez Worm has done to human civilization. I'm not exaggerating or making any part of this up. The Klez Worm steals e-mail addresses from hapless Windows PCs and sends them on to fellow Klez Worms hiding away in other Windows PCs. (Not in Macs. Repeat after me: The Klez Worm can't hide in Macs.) These Klez buddies then send even more Klez Worms out to all the addresses they can find, using the previously stolen addresses as their own fake return address. In other words, Windows PCs that are infected by the Klez Worm -- probably 20 million worldwide, by my own educated guess -- are allowing these invaders to steal and then share e-mail addresses. The addresses that have been stolen are used to fake, or "spoof," the source of further mailings. A lot of people have my address in their Windows address books. The Klez family of worms knows me well. Hundreds of times, perhaps thousands of times, they've stolen my name and my address from Windows users who have written to me. They've used my e-mail address as their spoofed return address more times than I could ever want to count. And each time a spoofed e-mail slips out from an infected Windows PC with my address as the fake "From:" address, a mail server somewhere sends me a letter telling me it detected a virus I was trying to send. The fact that anybody who runs a mail server ought to know by now that the Klez Worm is faking all the return addresses seems to mean nothing. These e-mail servers keep doing their thing. Nails are smarter than e-mail servers. My confidence in the integrity of e-mail itself has already sunk to a new low, but I have even less confidence in the automated software that sends mail here and there. All a terrorist would have to do is ... I can't even bring myself to say this. I don't want to plant an idea in the wrong mind. But you are getting my point, right? When will this ever end? Remember the test? Here it is. Name one kind of computer that is not affected by Windows viruses. You're right. It's a Mac. Does that mean you ought to toss your Windows PC out the window and run out to buy a Mac? No, doing that sort of thing is environmentally unfriendly. Give the PC to a niece or nephew instead. But you owe it to yourself and to your friends -- they're the ones who suffer when your address book is stolen -- to consider an Apple Macintosh the next time you are weary of Windows. I used to recommend Linux computers also, but the current Macs are far better; like Linux PCs, modern Macs are based on a Unix (or Unix-like) operating system; unlike Linux PCs, Macs are exceptionally easy to use. You also owe it to me. I didn't steal my own e-mail address. Windows users who are careless did. They allowed the Klez Worm to slip into their Windows PCs. Nothing I can say or do will stop most of these Windows users. The ones who care are a wonderful bunch; the ones who are careless are making life miserable for millions of others. They are the ones who will never install good antivirus software or keep it up to date. They're the ones who will never stop to think before opening a strange attachment. They're the ones who haven't got a clue.

This is a questionnaire. Im a student at New York University and I am writing a term paper on the aesthetic and social relevance of Eminem as an artist, cultural product and cultural producer. So basically I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU AS A FAN AND WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT EMINEM AS AN ARTIST. If you dont want to answer all of the questions, you can pick and chooseIll take what I can get. Feel free to add information or to elaborate on questions if you want. If you only feel like answering certain questions partially, I can deal with that. Obviously, if you post your answers on this board, they wont be confidential. But if you email them to me instead, all of your information will be kept completely confidential. Any quotes I use it my paper will be totally anonymous. Thanks for your help. QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU: 1) How old are you? 2) Are you a male/female/other? 3) Do you consider yourself a specific ethnicity? If so, which? 4) Do you consider yourself religious? If so, what religion do you consider yourself to be? 5) Where are you from originally? Are you still there? If not, how long were you there? 6) Where do you live currently? How long have you been there? 7) Can you describe your upbringing (in detail or in brief)? You can discuss things like family life, siblings (do you have any?), race, class, social lifewhatever. 8) Do you have any close friends? How many? Describe your social situation. 9) Are your friends of your same ethnicity? 10) Are your friends of your same economic class? 11) Do you care if your friends are similar to you in these ways? 12) Are you happy, content, neutral, a little depressed, depressed, miserable, apathetic? A combination of the above? What combination? None of the above? Basically, can you describe your general state of mind? 13) Is there anything or any combination of things that really pisses you off about the world? If so, what? 14) Describe a single person or a group of people you really dislike and explain why you dislike him/her/them. 15) Name some movies you like, if any. 16) Name some TV shows you watch, if any. 17) Are there any artists/bands you think are really bad? If so, which and why? 18) Do any of your friends listen to the music you think is so bad? 19) Do you care? 20) Do you make assumptions about people based on the kind of music they listen to? In what way? QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU AND EMINEM: 21) How and when did you first hear Eminem? 22) Did you like him immediately? If not, why not, and when did you start to like him? 23) Do you listen to him censored or uncensored? 24) If you dont listen to him censored, do you think hes still worth listening to when censored? 25) Do your friends listen to Eminem? 26) What are some other artists/bands you listen to? 27) Is the music your friends listen to similar to the music you listen to? THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU AND EMINEM: 28) What is it you like about Eminem? Meaning of lyrics? Lyrical style? Beats? All of the above? Something else? 29) What is it about his lyrics that you like, if you like his lyrics? 30) Name your favorite (or one or more of your favorite) tracks. Why do you like it so much? 31) Explain what you think (from what you know about him through his music and any interviews youve seen or read) is Eminems perspective on life/the world, if you can. Do you agree with his perspective? 32) What are some of the things you know piss people off about Eminem? 33) Is there something you think a lot of people misunderstand about Eminem? What is it? 34) Is there anything about Eminem that you dont like? If so, what and why? 35) Do you think Eminem is primarily a serious artist or a comic artist? A balance of both? What, if anything, do you think Eminem really takes seriously? RANDOM QUESTIONS: 36) Do you think Eminem has any political opinions? If so, what are they? 37) Do you care about these opinions? If so, do you agree or disagree? Explain. QUESTION I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU SECTION AND DIDNT FEEL LIKE INCLUDING IN THAT SECTION WHEN I REMEMBERED, BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED ME TO RE-NUMBER ALL THE QUESTIONSWHICH WOULD HAVE SUCKED: 38) Are you employed (illegally or legally)? If so, what do you do?

Im new here too. I can't wait for my own website...................How about you?

What is the entire for point for this post?I read it for 210 minutes,and it got extremly annoying.Please tell me "what is so funny".