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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dadsays, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm thebreadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy isthe administrator of the money, so we'll call her theGovernment. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll callyou The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class.Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think aboutthis and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad hassaid. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying andruns to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is soundasleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and seeshis father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back tobed.The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, Ithink I understand what politics is now.""Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing theWorking Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People arebeing ignored and the Future is in deep $h!+."

It was the final examination for an introductory English courseat the local university. The examination was two hours long, andexam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict andtold the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactlytwo hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Ahalf hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked theprofessor for an exam booklet."You're not going to have time to finish this," the professorstated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet."Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and beganwriting. After two hours, the professor called for the exams,and the students filed up and handed them in. All except thelate student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the laststudent came up to the professor who was sitting at his deskpreparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam onthe stack of exam booklets already there."No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." Thestudent looked incredulous and angry."Do you know WHO I am?""No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor."DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again."No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air ofsuperiority."Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack ofcompleted exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out ofthe room.

U are seriously wrong man i am from Singapore and there is not such rule. And to say that it is easy to rob a bank here u are wrong, banks are rarely robbed here.

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true,"the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribedhas to be taken for the rest of my life"? "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'mwondering, then, just how serious is my condition. Thisprescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

These are actual directions found on certain products around theworld!1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips. "You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details inside!" you think to your self (Shoplifters special)2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom) "Do not turn upsode down" (Too late)3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding. "Product will be hot after heating" (Just as day follows night)4. On most kinds of christmas lights. "Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY" (As opposed to what now?)5. On Sainsbury's peanuts. "WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!" (Talk about your news flash)6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts. "Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts." You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)7. On a sweedish chinsaw. "Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or genitals!!" (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)Taken from funny.com

Agree. Up to the point "Sexism is not a huge problem".

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I wont cause i am waiting for halo 2 PC!

You probably mean me rite?

Hey the moon is one big piece of rock...

halo 2 is not available for PC yet

Blondes are meant to be... well... dumb?

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