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  1. I have heard that the xbox 2 is not going to be called xbox too and that instead it might be called xenon
  2. why the hell are you posting at 3 am in the morning or are you in a different time zone
  3. why the hell are you posting at 3 am in the morning or are you in a different time zone
  4. why the hell are you posting at 3 am in the morning or are you in a different time zone
  5. why isnt halo there o well ive always enjoyed going round hitting people with a crossbar on Half life
  6. tasty

    Xbox Clan

    After christmas I will be making a clan on xbox live and xbox connect for people to join if you wish to join contact me at tastymolotov@gmail.com
  7. I have to say that the xbox is so much better then the ps2 if you compare them think how much a multitap, a hardrive, An excellent graphics card and many other things that xbox has and ps2 hasnt and add it to the cost of a normal Ps2
  8. If all you lot are counting Gameboys as CONSOLES then I have five consoles + one by the end of christmas
  9. I have to say that I think that microsoft are the best company because they make great games and they created the xbox
  10. yes I play Halo on xbconnect every week Ill add you to my friends list
  11. if your not that good and you start the game on legendary it will take you ages to complete a level and you will lose track of the storyline im going to start the game on either normal or heroic
  12. My favorite games AT THE MOMENT are:1.Halo2. Fable3.Metal Arms
  13. I also cant wait untill Halo 2 come out on the 12th fine then sjc ill face you on live as soon as it comes out xbl gamertag:TastyMOLOTOV
  14. tasty

    Bar Jokes

    lol thats a good joke
  15. tasty

    Bar Jokes

    A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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  17. I also have xbox live I cant wait untill Halo 2 comes out coz im obsessed with Halo online
  18. My favorite game was Halo but now I have Fable and its the best game I have ever played so:1.Fable2.Halo3.Metal Arms: Glitch in the system
  19. lol thats actually quite funny shame no ones posted here yet
  20. tasty

    =)

    lol thats actually quite funny it actually reminds me of a close relative my 2nd cousin twice removed
  21. Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
  22. sorry for double postingThis blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."
  23. A blonde man,a hispanic man,and an Irish man are working on a construction site,and it's time for lunch. The blonde man opens up his lunch and finds PB&J and he says "Oh,God! If I have to eat another one of these,I swear I'll jump off this building and kill myself!!" The Hispanic man opens up his lunch and says "Eicharamba! If I have to eat another bean burrito,I swear I'll jump with you!!" The Irish man opens up his lunch and says "Oh! If I have to eat another chicken sandwich I swear I'll jump too!!"So the next day,they all have the same things in their lunches, so they commit suicide by jumping off the building together. At their funerals,the wives of the Hispanic and Irish men say "Oh,if only they would have told us they wanted something different, we would've given it to them. "But the wife of the blonde man says "Don't look at me,he packed his own lunch."
  24. he he he ninth level of hell for me blow the country to bits thats what I say
  25. yo mamma is so fat she uses a matress for a tampon yo mamma is so old the milk in her *BLEEP* has turned to cheeseYour mum is so dumb one day I saw her talking to a mailbox I asked her what she was doing she said im sending voice mailIll think of some more later
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