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  1. Here's a good one:Never Trust an Old Lady----------------------------An old lady gets pulled over for speedingOld Lady: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Old Lady: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Old Lady: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.Officer: I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?Old Lady: I can't do that.Officer: Why not?Old Lady: I stole this car.Officer: Stole it?Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.Officer: You what?Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.Old Lady: Is there a problem sir?Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.Old Lady: Murdered the owner?Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?Old Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers.The officer is quite stunned.Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.Old Lady: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. ========
  2. Hmmmm.... CDs currently in my player: Switchfoot (the CDs before The Beautiful Letdown, they've been a great band for a long time). Downhere (check out http://www.downhere.com/)...great band Sixpence (too bad their disbanded but they were good when they were around!) A Sheep At the Wheel (indie band from Vancouver, Canada...got to see them live when I was there...check out http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/) cheers.
  3. Hmmm....that's interesting, I would say that an Athlon is great value for money and I've not had any problems with stability on Athlon-runned computers so far. I have two systems I've put together running on an Athlon and one is 4 years old, the other is 1 year old. My friend who regularly builds computers for people also chooses Athlons over Pentiums - for it's value for money. So far, all our Athlon computers have run just fine! No instability issues whatsoever(that is due to the CPU that is...Windows and other apps you have running is another thing). What is definitely true is that Athlon CPUs tend to heat up faster and higher than Intel chips (read this at Tom's hardware or something similar). So, if you don't have adequate cooling, then you'll get stability issues - otherwise you're good to go. Like I said earlier, my Athlon systems have been just fine and I didn't have to go crazy with cooling, just the normal and usual number of fans in the case, and it's fine! cheers.
  4. npmta

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    Speaking of free software,anyone know a free HTML editor that is reasonably good for creating websites?Cheers.
  5. Hi everyone!just joined Xisto after reading many good things about the free hosting.Question is: How do I get the free hosting? haven't seen any link on the website yet regarding this...do I have to post a certain amount before it is "activated"?Thanks,npmta.
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