Right after I moved to Oklahoma I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years. Since I didn't know anyone and was too young for the bar scene, but was still way horny, I decided to try internet dating. Met a cute, reasonably intelligent guy, date, one night stand, now it's over, right? The next day the *BLEEP* knocks on my door and comes in with an overnight bag. I asked him to leave, and he did, but he'd drop by my apartment randomly and bang on my door for the next three weeks. I'd hide inside and pretend not to be there. Eventually I called the cops pretending to be my neighbor and they asked him never to come back.
