Darwin Awards

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We've all at some point heard of Darwin's theory of evolution - survival of the fittest. Well, the Darwin Awards draws on that in a way Charles Darwin probably never thought of. Their manifesto is, basically, everybody improves the gene pool - some by being born, others by removing themselves from it. The Darwin Awards celebrate the absolute stupidity of people which leads them to being eliminated from the gene pool in ridiculous (and for us readers, hilarious) ways.

...by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways

 

My gosh. I really feel like blamming this site with a rocket launcher. This is really stupid! You really have to know that evolution is a lie. It never happened. It's just a theory of micro and macro-evolution. Heh, stupid scientists. I can respect their "imagination" capabilities, but I won't. It's as if they worship this person and his theory of evolution - and well, not worship but you know what I mean.

 

 

More bullcrap. Seriously. What does Darwin have to do with any religious issues? What would Darwin do? I don't know... he would kill a million people who don't look "fittest" or "smartest" just to "improve the gene pool".

 

Bah... some kind of site. Well, thanks for sharing your information and knowledge, jet. It was very nice of you. *cough* Don't blame yourself but blame it on that old man, Darwin.

 

Anyway, if you ever read Dune, you probably know that the Kwisatz Haderach is the result of the "best gene pool tree" that was carefully planned over hundreds of years. Something called "selective breeding". Weird huh?

 

Well, I recommend the series! Even the prelude!! The Herberts and Kevin J. Anderson = Thumbs up!! Darwin + Theory of Evolution = Thumbs down!!

Don't get mad at me. I was just angry at Darwin. People shouldn't be laughing at cases of people's death. It's not even funny - but pathetic. Tree vs Man? What the heck?I mean, at least that author could've written it in a good manner... Obviously, he doesn't respect human life. *shakes head negatively*

Well, personally I don't give a dam about darwin's theory of evolution. That was just kid's stuff and it was interesting in a fascinating sort of way back then. Now... I couldn't care less. But this site.... sh** man!!! It's really pathetic ! I'm depressed now after reading the first 3 stories. I mean like.. wtf is this site trying to prove? Is it a good read? no. Is it funny? NO!!! This reminds me of some dope movie I saw which spoiled my mood for the rest of the day. I don't remember the name, but it's about some dope pushers screwing up their lives because of dope. Critically acclaimed i guess.

Darwin awards are indeed pathetic... along with sites which show gruesome pictures entitled mans face vs bike. What kind of sick freak thinks that is actually funny. They are peoples children, um people. Very disrespectful and in bad taste. I am not an ornery do gooder, I am a sick dark humor freak myself.... however the line is very clear on this one. I don't understand the audience of this one.... it must be the American Idol crowd.

Hrmm stupid, pointless, disrespectful, gross, crass, shameful, humorless, but.. not as pointless and stupid as this website http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/.