hazemmostafa 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2007 Hello , Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking forÂż Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap Thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aniki 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2007 Very good jokes! I especially liked number 2 I think, despite the use of chatspeak ('u'). I find it absolutely hilarious how marriage has inspired so many over the ages. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.Mae WestUS movie actress (1892 - 1980)There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.Clint EastwoodUS movie actor & director (1930 - )In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.Rita RudnerUS comedianA marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant And of course there's the quote in my signature . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boeing 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2007 Very funny. I like all those jokes. Especially the second one is really funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsubakipie 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2007 Same the second one was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whizkid1405241546 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) hey read some funny quotes on my site!!!http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ are over a 1000 sp cannot post them here. :-( Edited May 29, 2007 by whizkid (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
