nakulgupta 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2005 Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards," his friend advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out. Banta came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?" "Well," Banta explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!" "I'm scared," Banta said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife." "Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife." "Easy for you to say." "You like her that much?" the friend asks. "It's not that," declared Banta. "He didn't sign his name!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
infamousflame 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2005 lol, nice jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scryoko 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2005 Hey, this is soo funny! I actually haven't heard jokes in a pretty long while... >_<;; so this is like a kick off with jokes again for me, or something. ;; Anyhow... thank you very much for sharing the jokes -- I thought both were funny in an idiotic way, hehehe. -- scryoko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moody 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2005 Good jokes, i love good jokes. Post some more if you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
