soleimanian 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. Was I driving too fast? Asked the motorist apologetically.Oh no, replied the policeman. You were flying to low. Says jack: what made you go in to the army,Tom?Well, replied Tom, I had no wife, and I loved war. What made you join the army,Jack?Well, he replied ihad a wife, and I loved peace, so i went to the war. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. Was I driving too fast? Asked the motorist apologetically. Oh no, replied the policeman. You were flying to low. Says jack: what made you go in to the army,Tom? Well, replied Tom, I had no wife, and I loved war. What made you join the army,Jack? Well, he replied ihad a wife, and I loved peace, so i went to the war. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hehe..another good one.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
