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1) GoodAn Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch forspeeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered theproblem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a youngaccomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full ofmoney. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)2) BetterA motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding throughan automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket wasincluded. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. Thepolice responded with another mailed photo ofhandcuffs.3)BestA young woman was pulled over for speeding. As thePennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open histicket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the StateTroopers Ball".He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and herealized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in hispatrol car and left.She was laughing too hard to start her car.

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