carrot 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 k i got this in an email and it is SO FRIKEN HILARIOUS. i just had to share it with all the other people i can. not only did i forward it to all my friends, but i am going to post here too. soooooo here goes.*note: this is ment to be in an email, so pretend that u got it in 1*A FORWARD ABOUT FORWARDS > > > >>,Subject: chain letters are dumb> > > >> > > >Hello, my name is none of your business. I am> > > >suffering from seven rare and> > > >deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of> > > >being mauled by> > > >squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50> > > >billion> > > >chain letters sent to me by people who actually> > > >believe that if you send> > > >them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas> > > >with a potato growing> > > >out of her forehead will be able to raise enough> > > >money to> > > >have it removed before her redneck parents sell her> > > >off to the traveling> > > >freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates> > > >is going to give you and> > > >everyone you send "his" e-mail to $1000? How stupid> > > >are you? Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this> > > >page and make a wish, I'll> > > >meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow! What a> > > >bunch of junk. So> > > >basically, this message is directed to all the> > > >people out there who have> > > >nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain> > > >mail forwards.?Maybe the> > > >evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and> > > >write "I'm a moron" on> > > >my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep> > > >for not continuing the chain which was started by a> > > >knight of the round> > > >table and was brought to this country by midget> > > >pilgrims on the Mayflower> > > >and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the> > > >Guinness Book of World> > > >Records for longest continuous streak of> > > >blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward> > > >something, at least send me> > > >something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send> > > >this to 50 of your closest> > > >friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human> > > >being will somehow receive a nickel from some> > > >omniscient being" forwards> > > >about 90 times. It's getting old. Show a little> > > >intelligence and think about> > > >what you're actually contributing to by sending out> > > >forwards. Chances are> > > >it's your own lack of good judgement.> > > >> > > >THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:> > > >> > > >Chain Letter Type 1> > > >> > > >> > > >(scroll down)> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >Make a wish!!! No, really, go on and make one!!!> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >Wish something else!!> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time> > > >> > > >being!!> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >STOP!!!!> > > >Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish > > > >Now, to make you feel> > > >guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you> > > >don't send this> > > >to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be> > > >kidnapped by ninja elves> > > >and thrown off a high building into a pile of> > > >manure. It's true! Because,> > > >THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS> > > >one is> > > >TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:> > > >> > > >*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed> > > >with you for sending them> > > >a stupid chain letter.> > > >> > > >*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed> > > >with you for sending> > > >them a stupid chain letter.> > > >> > > >*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be> > > >annoyed with you for sending> > > >them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on> > > >your life.> > > >> > > >*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be> > > >annoyed with you for> > > >sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm> > > >your house.> > > >> > > >Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!> > > >> > > >Chain Letter Type 2:> > > >Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You> > > >see, there is a starving> > > >little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no> > > >arms, no legs, no parents,> > > >and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved,> > > >because for every time> > > >you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the> > > >Little Starving Legless> > > >Armless Goatless Boy from?Baklaliviatatlaglooshen> > > >Fund. Oh, and remember,> > > >we have absolutely no way of counting the emails> > > >sent and this is all a> > > >complete load of junk. So go on reach out. Send this> > > >to 5 people in the next> > > >47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally> > > >send this to 4 or 6> > > >people, you will die instantly!!! Thanks again!!> > > >> > > >Chain Letter Type 3:> > > >Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence> > > >since 1897. This is> > > >absolutely incredible because there was no email> > > >then and probably not as> > > >many sad email addicts with nothing better to do. So> > > >this is how it works:> > > >> > > >1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7> > > >minutes or something horrible> > > >will happen to you like:> > > >> > > >*Bizarre Horror Story* #1> > > >Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on> > > >Saturday. She had recently> > > >received this letter and ignored it. She then> > > >tripped in a crack in the> > > >sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a> > > >drainpipe in a flood of> > > >poop, and wentflyingout over a waterfall. Not only> > > >did she smell nasty, she> > > >died too. This Could Happen To You!!!> > > >> > > >*Bizarre Horror Story* #2> > > >Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in> > > >his mail and ignored> > > >it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that> > > >was dropped by a plane> > > >that just happened to be flying directly above him.> > > >This Could Happen To You Too!!!> > > >> > > >Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and> > > >Bip. Just send this letter> > > >to all of your loser friends, and everything will be> > > >okay.> > > >> > > >> > > >Chain Letter Type 4:> > > >As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it> > > >to every one of> > > >your friends.> > > >> > > >Friends> > > >Blah, Blah, Blah,> > > >Friends,> > > >Blah, Blah, Blah.> > > >> > > >A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters> > > >because he wants his wish> > > >of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you> > > >don't, no one will like> > > >you for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as> > > >you live.> > > >> > > >The point being?> > > >*If you get some chain letter that's threatening to> > > >leave you friendless or> > > >luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.> > > >> > > >*If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by> > > >making them feel guilty> > > >about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been> > > >tied to a dead elephant> > > >for 27 years, whose only chance of living is the 5> > > >cents per letter he'll> > > >receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll> > > >end up like Miranda.> > > >Right?> > > >> > > >***Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise> > > >you'll find all your> > > >socks missing tomorrow morning!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dontvoteforbush 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 What is the entire for point for this post?I read it for 210 minutes,and it got extremly annoying.Please tell me "what is so funny". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furor 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 I got this in my mail a couple of months ago and I agree with Dontvoteforbush. It's anything but funny. In fact it seemed like one of those "forward" mails to me! I guess that's what it wanted to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dontvoteforbush 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 even though i havn't got this leetter in my mail, I still think it is very annoying and pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eskick 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 i dont get it is this sposed to be funny coz i aint loughing actualy you should post real chan-letters!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dontvoteforbush 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 This chain letter is so annoying,and pathetic.I know I have said this before,but it really is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I know that all you people out thier agree with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dontvoteforbush 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 Here is a REAL chain letter:Amy's Ghost ChainJanuary 2003 This is a standard chain with a threat. Send it out or you die. I think Amy's Ghost needs to be buried so send it to the trash. Subject: Oh my goodness!!!!!Dear Friends: A few years ago at a high school in Nevada Something really sad happened. There was this girl named Amy who loved this guy named Brian. They were both popular and they were going out. There was this other girl, Jessica. She Hated Amy and she also really liked Brian and Brian liked Jessica. One day, when Brian and Amy were going out Jessica asked Brian out to the movies behind Amy's back. However, Amy heard about it and followed them. In the theaters and Brian weren't watching the moving, they were just "making out." Jesse asked Brian to go to her house about half way through the movie so that they could be alone. Amy followed them to Jesse's house and watched them "fool around." The next day, Amy didn't come to school and she didn't come to school the day after that. After about a week, Amy's Mom was looking around Amy's room and found, in the closet the dead body of Amy and next to it was a suicide not that said: Dear Brian: I killed myself because of you. I want you to tell everyone you can about what you did to me or I will kill you and anyom=ne who stands in my way of telling everyone about Jessica! I love you, Amanda Now you have to send this to at least 15 people or the vengeful ghost of Amy will kill YOU! Amy has to tell everyone about what Jessica did! This is serious! One girl, a friend of mine deleted this because she thought it was junkman. The next day, her mother found her dead in her bed and the autopsy revealed no possible explanation for her death. You have 24 Hours to send this out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dontvoteforbush 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 Here are some more chain letters I found: Hawaiian Good Luck Totem Hawaiian GOOD LUCK TOTEM \ \ \ | | | / / / ========= ^ | O O | # \ /\ / # \ @' / # _| |_ ( # ) ( ) # \ / / | * * | \ \ # \ / ( * ) / # ====== # ( \ | / ) # | | | | # .- -' | | ' ---. # ' - - -' ' - - -' This totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this totem. Send copies to people you think need good luck. > Don't send money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message. The totem must leave your hands in 96 hours. Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 96 hours... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everything You Never Wanted Everything you never wanted to know and were afraid to ask Here's what you're supposed to do. Copy this entire e-mail and change all of the answers so they apply to you. Then send it to everyone you know, INCLUDING me. So you should get back a lot of get-to-know-you e-mails. You'll learn a lot about your friends that you maybe didn't know. Please take 5 minutes of your day to do this. FULL NAME: NICKNAME(s) : HOMETOWN: BORN: CURRENT RESIDENCE: CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: DO YOU DRINK: SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER OR JUST CONDITIONER: HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: FAVORITE COLORS: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: BEST ON-LINE FRIENDS: ONE PILLOW OR TWO: PETS: FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: DREAM CAR: TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: TOOTHPASTE: FAVORITE FOOD: DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: FAVORITE ICE CREAM: FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME of DAY: FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK: FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: FAVORITE WEBSITE: FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE: LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK : FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT: CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- McDonalds vs. Taco Bell February 2000 Send this to 6 people and you will see the taco bell dog run across your screen . If you send this to 8 people Ronald McDonald comes out and attacks the taco bell dog. It is really funny and it works!! You have to try it!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Record Hoax May 1999 This one will put you in the Guinness Book Of World Records, but how does Guinness know how many people have forwarded an e-mail? How would they know who it was sent to so they could put the names in the book? Guinness also requires strict refereeing to insure a record is not faked as this message is. If we keep this going until September 9th, 1999 (9-9-99), I PROMISE YOU that everyone's name who this was sent to will be in the Guinness Book of Records. AND I HAVE PROOF! I e-mailed them and told them I would start one and they said they'd save a spot for all of us in the 2000 Special addition! So, if we keep this going... We'll all be a part of the book.....So please, have some heart and send this to a few people. It would really be nice. You get something out of it too! So, send this right now to everyone you know online! Thanks very much! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cool Video Hoax May 1999 Here, you get a cool video by sending an e-mail message to 11 people. The only problem is that there is no way for the e-mail system to do that. OK here's the deal, this works. I don't know how...but it works, you have to send it(this) to no less than 11 people. Some how, from the return path generated, you'll receive...something, and it is funny!!!! This is the coolest thing I've ever gotten! All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this little video comes up on your screen and shows the funniest clip. i can't tell you what it is but i was laughing so hard! So spend a few seconds to send this and you'll be glad you did! thanks! It is you they are laughing at if you believe this and pass it on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tweety Bird Wish May 1999 Subject: DO NOT DELETE!! THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!] I'm SO sorry about this, but I had to keep it going. The last time sent this exact e-mail out, I got a new job and now I'm superstitious. 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We are a 2nd grade class in Belmont, Michigan. We are located just north of Grand Rapids, Michigan. We are a part of the Rockford School District. We have decided to map an email project. We are curious to see where in the world our email will travel by Internet, between the period of May 17 - June 7, 1999. We would like your help. If you receive this message, we ask that you: 1) email back and tell us your location so we can plot it on our map AND 2) send our class letter on to more people. Thank you for any help you can give. Our email address is: Belmont2@i2k.com Mrs. Ary's 2nd grade class -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Helping Kids With School Project Chain April 2002 Here is another, similar message that spread widely. I spoke with Ms. Johannesen and she said she was one of the people who forwarded it but somehow her name was left on it. She also said she had gotten an e-mail from the Principal saying that they had so many responses that they had to shut down the project in early April. I am sure Ms. Johannesen would be very happy if people would stop calling. Object: Helping Kids With School Project Hi: I am a science teacher at an elementary school in Los Angeles, California. A few of my sixth grade students are working on a project for our 2002 Science Fair to be held May 8-9, 2002. We are trying to see where, and how fast e-mail can travel in a period of six weeks. We are keeping track of how many e-mails we get back, and what cities, states, and countries they are coming from. We are hoping that you will be willing to help us with our project! There are only 2 simple steps that will help us to track this email: 1. Please send an e-mail to the following address: science2002fair@yahoo.com In the subject of the e-mail please include your city, state, and country. You do not need to include your name. Please respond only one time. 2. Please forward this e-mail to everyone on your mailing list. We will be keeping track of the number of responses, as well as the locations. Therefore, send them even to people in the same town. In our science project, we are trying to demonstrate how fast and how far information can travel on the Internet in a six week period. If you receive this e-mail after May 1, 2002, please disregard it, since the project will be over. Thank you VERY much for your help! Judy Johannesen 940-xxx-xxxx (home) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Send a Report Pyramid June 2000 This particular pyramid scheme has been making the rounds of the Internet for many years. It is a good example of an illegal pyramid scheme that is trying to get around the law by "selling" you something for your money instead of simply telling you to send money to the person at the top of the list. Even though an item changes hands, this is still an illegal pyramid scheme. See top. This message is a little long so only an abbreviated version is seen here. Click here to see the complete version. Subject: Invest $25 to get $500,000 in every 4 to 5 months!! Dear Friend: AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV : ''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time'' THANX TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET ! =============================================== BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR !!! Before you say ''Bull'' , please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described below , to see if it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO. Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here is another testimonial: '''This program has been around for a long time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything .'' More testimonials later but first, ****** PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ******* $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED ! INSTRUCTIONS: **** Order all 5 reports shown on the list below. **** For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. **** When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00. **** Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something happen to your computer. **** IMPORTANT __ DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!! 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5. 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4. 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3. 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY ! ========================================================= **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. **** To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: METHOD # 1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY ============================================ let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2% . Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's = 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million). Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total = $555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone, or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET =================================================== Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it . Always provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the report. ________________ AVAILABLE REPORTS ________________________ ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in atleast 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address. PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : ============================================== REPORT # 1 : ''The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net'' Order Report # 1 from: xxx yyyyy 4009-62st. zzzzz,Alberta Canada T4V 2W9 __________________________________________________ REPORT # 2 : ''The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net'' Order Report # 2 from : aaaaaa bbbbbb P.O. Box 123456 Sarasota, FL. 34276 U.S.A. __________________________________________________ REPORT # 3 : ''The Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net'' Order Report # 3 from: cccc dddd 9999 Santa Monica Blvd; Beverly Hills, Ca 90212 U.S.A. ___________________________________________________ REPORT # 4 : ''How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net'' Order Report # 4 from: ccccccc Marketing 88888 , 22th Street Warwick, N.D. 58381 U.S.A ____________________________________________________ REPORT # 5 : ''HOW TO SEND 1 MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE'' Order Report # 5 from: ZZZ Enterprises PO Box 1111 xxx Lake, ND 58301-0421 U.S.A. ___________________________________________________ $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$ Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: *** If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. *** After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. *** Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you , and the cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER : Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!! ______________________________________________________ FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: "" You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on everyone of them. Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW ! ************** MORE TESTIMONIALS **************** '' My name is Mitchell. My wife , Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''. Mitchell Wolf, M.D. , Chicago, Illinois ------------------------------------------------------------ '' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to atleast get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big''. Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada ----------------------------------------------------------- '' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. ---------------------------------------------------- '' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet''. Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand ------------------------------------------------------------ ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM ! ======================================================= If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C. //////////////////////////////////////////////// ONE TIME MAILING, NO NEED TO REMOVE ////////////////////////////////////////////// This message is sent in compliance of the proposed bill SECTION 301. per Section 301, Paragraph (a)(2)? of S. 1618. Further transmission to you by the sender of this e-mail may be stopped at no cost to you by sending a reply to : Sophie530@email.com with the word Remove in the subject line. This message is not intended for residents in the State of Washington, screening of addresses has been done to the best of our technical ability. -------- T H E E N D --------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make Money Fast Pyramid July 2000 This particular scheme attempts to make the pyramid scheme legal by claiming to be selling a service. However, it is still an illegal pyramid scheme. This pyramid has the distinction of being the target of the Make Money Fast Hoax Warning that claims it is a virus and will destroy your system. Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting, exciting find! Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!. found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!'). Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!! So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got the mail. I recognized it right away. I can smell a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! ....I LOVE THE INTERNET!!! I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET CASH FAST!! I thought..."Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!! Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000 or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that was contained in the article. I included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List." I then removed the first position name of the five names listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so.... But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did I get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of $23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!! Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add my name to your list". This creates a service out of this money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and address. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal! For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making money at the same time! 2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the first name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on the list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot , position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list. 4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as: "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on their computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the ends of the sentences, you're in business! 5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place a one line statement in the main body section of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!" You'll never get ANY responses! 6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY LIFE! 8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! [ Name List Removed ] *** AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS PLAN. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make A Loan Pyramid July 2001 The pyramid guys finally figured that selling a book is still a pyramid scheme so here is a new one where you loan money to each person on the pyramid. In addition, the promoter of the pyramid takes a 1% cut for using his website. I expect the owner of the website is going to get a visit from the Feds sometime soon. This offer is sent to you because you sent me mail and you might like to try this, just like I did. Sometimes the simple way works best. RECEIVE more than $20,000,-- IN THE NEXT 8 DAYS! .......OR WHATEVER! Repeat this process every 10 days and you will be earning $60,000,-- month after month!! There is no High Yield Interest Program (HYIP) that will give you this kind of profit in such a short time! And all you risk is $8.08,-- It takes only $8.08,-- and 2 days work to receive $22,220,-- within 8 days. In these 2 days... can you find 10 people who need money so much, that they are willing to repeat this process to get their hands on $22,220,-- in just 8 days? To begin with, create your free e-gold account at http://blog.e-gold.com/ !!! Next, you send a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #1 position, a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #2 position, a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #3 position and a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #4 position. E-gold charges a 1% fee which leaves $2 per deposit. As each new person sign up and send $2.02 to the #1 account, the revised letter moves your account one level higher. When your account number reaches the top level, you will have $22,220 in your e-gold account. 1) E-gold: 334794 2) E-gold: 330960 3) E-gold: 334861 4) E-gold 334864 #1) 1000 x 10 = 10000 people x $2 = $20,000,-- #2) 100 x 100 = 1000 people x $2 = $ 2,000,-- #3) 10 x 10 = 100 people x $2 = $ 200,-- #4) 10 people x $2 = $ 20,-- After sending $2.02 to the e-gold account in the number 1 position, remove that number, move the other 3 numbers up and put your e-gold account number in the #4 position. Perfect performance by 10 people and a little luck brings more than $20,000 within 8 days. BE HONEST!! RESPECT YOUR KARMA AND YOU WILL HAVE MORE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE. !!LIVE YOUR LIFE FREE!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old Lady With A Box Hoax March 2001 Pushing the buttons does not do anything in this message as there is no code attached to the message. You could create a web page that displays a dialog box when you click a button but this message does not have it. Also, there is no way for the message to know if you have forwarded this message to anyone so there is no way for it to wait for you to send out 10 e-mails before displaying the answer to the riddle. Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2001 4:14 PM Subject: Do This! Its hysterical!! An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around. But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!". "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you.", the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed. ___ To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Girl Song August 2001 Most chain letters use a threat of some sort (bad luck, etc.) to get you to pass on the chain. Some of the newer chains threaten the Wrath of the Almighty to get you to pass it on. This particular chain has the distinction of being the basis of a popular, country western song by John Michael Montgomery. Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less than a year ago. TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Candle Memorial Chain September 2001 This Chain letter started circulating in various forms a week after the events of September 11. Note that it does not list a date, only a time so there is no way for you to know what day you are supposed to go outside. It might be an interesting experiment to see how much of an increase in background light would occur if everyone was holding a candle I doubt it would be much though. You are welcome to hold up a candle but don't expect to get your picture taken. This one started with a request from the writer that everyone step out and light a candle. Friday Night at 7:00 p.m. EST step out your door, stop your car, or step out of your establishment and light a candle. We will show the world that Americans are strong and united together against terrorism. Please pass this to everyone on your e-mail list. We need to reach everyone across the United States quickly. It then changed to say that the US was making the request. Pretty impressive and another statement to be made if everyone participates..... 10:30 EASTERN TIME.... 9:30 Central, 8:30 Mountain, 7:30 Pacific The U.S. has asked that everyone step out on their lawns tonight at 10:30 and light a candle. They will be taking a satellite picture of the U.S. and posting it on the news tomorrow morning. Please pass this on to as many people as possible. And finally it changed to say that NASA was making the request and was going to take a picture. -Subject: Candle Memorial Tonight A formal request from NASA: 10:30 EASTERN TIME.... 9:30 Central, 8:30 Mountain, 7:30 Pacific NASA has asked that everyone step out on their lawns tonight at 10:30 and light a candle. They will be taking a satellite picture of the US and posting it on the news tomorrow morning. Please pass this on to as many people as possible. Thank you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tweedie Bird Chain Febuary 2002 This chain comes with an embedded java script that makes the pictures of Tweety (misspelled Tweedie) bounce around the screen. No matter how many people you send this to, you will never see Ronald. I THOUGHT I SAW A TWEEDIE BIRD....NO TACOS.....NO RONALDS..... ----- Send this to 6 people and you will see the Taco Bell dog run across your screen . If you send this to 8 people Ronald Mcdonald comes out and attacks the taco bell dog. it is really funny and it works!! you have to try it . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Second Buddylist Chain April 2003 The last line of this message is an AOL buddylist link. Having it work has nothing to do with sending out this chain letter. The link can't do what the message says and who knows who you have just given access to your screen name. Hey everyone! This is the coolest thing! This is sooooo kewl! All that you have to do is send this to 10 people and a new type of buddy list will appear after you send it! Mine can tell you exactly where someone is, who they're talking to, and if they have more than 1 s/n, it tells you what it is. This is soooooo neat!! It's colorful too. After you send it, click on the line. You can try to click on it now, but it won't work. You have to send it to 10 people first. It worked for me! Right now, I can see my friend's other screen name! And she is talking to someone we both know! It was also approved by AOL. This is not a joke. Beleive me. It took me a couple of days to make the new buddy list, but I have a Buddy List 2000 If you click on it before, all you will see is your own buddy list, so if you send it to 10 people and then click on the blue writing, you will have a new buddylist in seconds Someone sent this to me so i just sent it to u -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angel Tag Chain April 2003 This is just your standard, dumb, chainletter. Angel Tag I'll just take it as a hint if I don't get this back. How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!! You have been tagged by the Friendship Angel Which means you are a great friend!! You will have good luck for Two Years if you send this to 8 people or more and if it is sent back to you then you know that you are a true friend..... You must send it in 5 minutes or your good luck will be broken!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spooky Message Chain April 2003 Another chain with an interesting psychological game included. Play the game but don't pass it on. Try this but DON'T Cheat....it is really neat but DON'T CHEAT...... This is freaky as HECK...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WONT TURN OUT RIGHT! 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9, 10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!! 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game..... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...send this to 10 people within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Incredible Walking Man Chain June 2003 This one was so well done that I just had to put it up. OK, you can forward it to one really close friend. :-) THE INCREDIBLE WALKING MAN This is really interesting how someone did this.: He's walking around the world - via e-mail!! Pass it on so he can get there! JDM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Irish Frendship Wish Chain March 2004 "HAD TO TRY IT!! WHO KNOWS??" I have some shoice words that are not printable to the person who makes these kind of comments to an obvious hoax. This is just your standard send it for good luck; don't send it and you get bad luck chain letter. HAD TO TRY IT!! WHO KNOWS??? WE COULD ALL USE A YEAR OF GOOD LUCK!!! This may sound nuts, but Dennis got this the other day and sent it off. About 10 minutes later a really good financial windfall happened for his son Sean who he had sent it too as well. One of the people he sent it to was responsible for the windfall. AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH You had better send this back!!!! Good Luck!! I hope it works......... May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. OK, this is what you have to do.... Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it! Now.................Make A wish!!!!!! I hope you made your wish! Now then, if you send to: 1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year 3 people --- 6 months 5 people --- 3 months 6 people --- 1 month 7 people --- 2 week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davor 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I have received many similar letters,from some people from Nigeria,etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bash 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 dontvoteforbush, o my god, how much credit did you get for posting that? that must be the biggest spam i've ever seen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
