Arriving In Heaven A man arrives at the gates of Heaven...

[miladinoski 1]

A man arrives at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

 

"Methodist," the man says.

 

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

 

Another man arrives at the gates of Heaven.

 

"Religion?"

 

"Baptist."

 

"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

 

A third man arrives at the gates.

 

"Religion?"

 

"Jewish."

 

"Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

 

The man says, "I can understand there being Different rooms for different religions, but why must we all be quiet when we pass Room 8?"

 

"Well, the Catholics are in Room 8," St. Peter replies, "and they think they're the only ones here."

http://www.jumbojoke.com/arriving_in_heaven.html Edited December 14, 2008 by miladinoski (see edit history)