In The Beginning Of Computer

[ivantoar 0]

Computer EdenIn the beginning God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those hecreated the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. AndGod separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said -Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disksand hard disks and compact disks.And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to putfloppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God createdcomputers and called them hardware.And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small andbig... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all theMemory.And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer willmake new programs and govern over the computers and programs andData.And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And Godshowed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all thevolumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He tooka bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that wouldlook up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love thethings the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and itwas Good.But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Billsaid to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs?And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program andevery piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you didnot even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal toGod. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple clickof your mouse.And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easierto use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - sinceWindows could replace it.So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to theProgrammer that it was good.And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. AndGod asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmeranswered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find themin the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you runWindows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told uAnd God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated byall the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. Andyou will always sell Windows.And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows willdisappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have touse lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User youwill never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you willhave to fix them and fix them to the end of time.And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door andsecured it with a password.GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

[kobra500 1]

And then God Said: "But only a small amount if people will buy Macs and use OS x because it will be the worst piece of software ever made except prehaps itunes which wont even install.

[Sica-GURU 0]

what? Mac is the worst? you must be kidding..fine...that's why people love it..

[ivantoar 0]

Yes it's true that iTunes sucks, but at least not Mac OS X.

[saitunes 0]

I'm sorry I have to agree with people who actually use os x, it is awesome. and itunes sucks on a pc, its ok on a mac, and there's nothing better right now to replace it.

[miladinoski 1]

Where's Linux in that storry? :)