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Stupid Questions With Just As Stupid Answers. Post em here guys, Ive started us off

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Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?

A.*Disappears*

 

These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!)

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Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*

These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!)


A. I think a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he freaking wants to chuck!

Q. What if you made a joke so funny that you laughed yourself to death!?

A. LOL AGHHHH SO FUNNY ROFL I AM JUST GONNA DIE LAU.........

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Q. What does the green button do?A. OUCH!Q. I wonder what the green button does?..A. Ouch!Q. What happens if i press...A. OUCH!Just thought that one up and it reminds me of Homer Simpson so there it is

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Q:What's up?
A:Gas prices.

Q:Have you heard?.......
A:..............Yea! I hear "....." all the time.......

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Heh, anyone ever lost luggage at the airport before? This is how it ends up going when you get to the lost luggage area:You) "Yes, I seem to have lost my luggage that I checked on during the flight"Attendant) "Sir, has your plane landed yet?"You) "...."Pretty sure someone brought that up on Blue Comedy Central before but it's honestly what happens. As far as I know it's because they are forced to reply with certain things, and as obvious as the answer seems, they still have to ask the question.Edit: Another one... I was in an online chat with an HP representative one day for a hardware issue I was facing. Dead serious, one of the first questions that was asked was "Are you currently on the Internet?"... No. That's how I'm in an online support chat.

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