Irishman Goes To The Doc With 2 Burnt Ears... ...

[SmUX 0]

An irishman goes to the doc with two burnt ears. The doc looks at the ears and exclaims "How did you do this?""Well, I was doing the ironing when someone called me on the phone...I wasn't concentrating so I put the iron to my ear and burnt myself""Both ears?""Well, I had to call you for the appointment, didn't I!"

[.Scissorhands. 0]

....Was that a diss to Irishmen? :: goes into rabid Irishman mode::Anyway...Heh, liked the punch line..Iron to your ear, ouch...

[opticalillusion 0]

THAT'S FUNNY!!!I GIVE IT AT 10!!!

[tasty 0]

its not as funny if youve heard it before except i heard the one where it goesAn irishman goes to the doc with two burnt ears. The doc looks at the ears and exclaims "How did you do this?""Well, I was doing the ironing when someone called me on the phone...I wasn't concentrating so I put the iron to my ear and burnt myself""Both ears?""they rang back"