SmUX 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2004 (Football here is UK football, or soccer to the yanks :-))This guy was the coach of the local "Blind league" football team. This team had never won a game in their life due to the fact that couldn't see the ball or the goal in which they were supposed to get it. One day the guy had a great idea...he went to the shops and bought a load of bells (the kind that cats have on their collars) and attached them to the ball so that the blind players could hear where the ball is.The first game they played, the team actually came close to winning (lost 5 to 2 instead of 5 to 0 :-)) so the guy was proud of himself......until the second game where just after half time the players all ran off the pitch and out of the stands...and a minute or so later someone comes running in and shouts out "please, someone help, there's a group of footballers kicking shyt out of a morris dancer out here!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
