sunilr_74 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2004 A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKSINTOHOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNSAND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THEGIRLTO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OFHER, JUST KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE: "LISTEN, THIS GUY'S ANESCAPED CONVICT! LOOK AT HISCLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME INJAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMANINYEARS.I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'TCOMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLYVERYDANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY,HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU!!"TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK. HE WASWHISPERINGIN MYEAR. HE TOLD ME HE IS AGAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLDHIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
