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2 Black Eyes. omg i can picture someone doing this lol

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A man came to work Monday with two black eyes. "Where did you get them black eyes?" a co-worker asked."In church," the man replied. "As we were standing," the man continued, "I noticed the dress of the woman in front of me was stuck up the crack of her *bottom*. So, I pulled it out. She turned and belted me in the eye.""Well, how did you get the second black eye?""Evidently, she didn't like me pulling her dress out of the crack of her *bottom*, so I pushed it back."

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:) pretty interesting joke though I think I have heard it before. I am not sure, I'm not a joke telling person persay.

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Lol, that's pretty good...here's something my chemistry teacher told my class:If vegetarians eat vegatables, what do humanitarians eat?He also had a list of more funny things in the English language, but I can't remember them all.

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