hazel 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2004 Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man...That's it?Wow - look at all the hair on your back!Maybe you should start going to the gym more.That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?Wake me when it's over, ok?I think the condom's too big.Zzzzzz....You want me to what?!?Well, that explains the padded pants.Did you take out the garbage yet?My husband's in the Marines.He's due home any day now.Is that a toupee?So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!No.Surgery might be able to help.Not until you've showered.That must be my mother on the phone.Your brother's bigger.Your best friend's better.Are you done yet?Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.You might want to see a doctor about that.Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
